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  • Old Guild Username: Antarctic Termite
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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

As an anti-violence measure, legislation against switchblade sales or use clearly failed in the United States, as youth street gangs increasingly turned from bats and knives to handguns, MAC-10s, and AK-47s to settle their disputes over territory


I didn't check out the sources listed, so I'm quoting blind here, but it makes a certain kind of sense.
Boring, anti-social shut outs. They'd be real fun to mess with.

Would you rather wet yourself in public, or spend an hour in public with both your eyes hanging from their sockets by the optic nerves? Assume that both situations are crowded.
My elbows are cold and the sky is nostalgically grey.
Is it Darude- Sandstorm, Smoke Weed, or just a crescendo of air horns
In The Omegapause 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'm already tense.

This is it.
I'd go for the black hole. I'm going to die anyway, so might as well be in a less known area where the data I send back to Earth is more useful for research.

Would you rather-
-Know the Gate, be the Gate, be the Key and Guardian of the Gate, in which past, present and future are one,
-Take on your multi-armed form and become Death, Destroyer of Worlds?
The real enemy here is Drugs
In [Game!] Mines 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>dig towards green thing
>if Cannibal jumps into my hole, keep digging, in such a direction that he's between my pickaxe and the wall. In other words, hit him with the pickaxe.
Be famous, of course. Hope you weren't expecting modesty.

Would you rather sprout ostrich feathers every time you orgasm, or lose all your teeth?
Saxophone? Ukelele? Harpsichord? Hurdy-gurdy?
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