Antarctic Termite

It's too late at night for long complex theological arguments

But here I am listening to one outside my door and I'm tired and tomorrow is Monday and I still haven't done this fucking research for a subject I only do because I once felt like I'd be letting people down if I dropped it. It might rain some more tonight though so that's pretty soothing

Also, can I recommend this one song? I haven't checked out the other stuff by the same artist but this is quite nice.

Over Here!

Amuse me, pheasants

azarthes what the fuck

Oviposition

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An interview with a guy who makes egg-laying rubber tube dildos and ships them worldwide. Not... Exactly safe for work, because there are pictures and such, but there's no actual nudity in the article. Just brightly coloured penis-like objects and gelatin slime.

Ed: Actually nah, I'm taking that link out. Find the article yourself if you want to read it. Consider it an exercise in using search engines.

Deadpool

I'm too young to watch this movie legally and I don't want to be that teen who mills about the cinema lobby asking people to buy tickets for me only to find that they ask for ID at the theatre entrance.

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How often do you dream of train stations or parking lots?

I find they're a really common theme in my dreams, but often they're not any parking space I can remember being in before. I think maybe their abundance combined with the omnipresent asphalt roads that connect them makes it easier for my brain to fuse different parking lots together into one that looks new.

Train stations are probably just because I use trains twice daily.

Heyo!

A Challenge to Spam: Make it to the end and you get the treasure

I just used the quote function. You probably spent more time making this than all the people who've reached the treasure combined.

Create a playlist for a movie of your life!

Darude- Sandstorm on loop, occasionally punctuated by air horns and 'mmm whatcha say'.

kill me

Antarctic Termite's Guide To Literature Essays

-Pick one or two keywords vaguely related to the text.
-Edit keywords into assignment question. You now have a thesis.
-Find a sentence that you find interesting. Bonus points if it has some connection to your thesis.
-Elaborate extravagantly on the structure of the sentence. Single out long words to talk about.
-When you run into a contradiction, pick another sentence and talk about it for a little while.
-Reword and re-state your thesis.
-Tailor a topic sentence for whatever the hell it is you've written and put it at the start.
-Repeat.
-Embellish with introduction and conclusion, which are both basically just the thesis reworded and re-reworded a couple of times in a row, but with 'Author's Text Title' inserted somewhere.

You'll probably get about 60%.