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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Lugia said Hm... to post or not to post? I don't want Creeperlink to feel left out, or feel that we've advanced the plot without him, but I don't want interest in this RP to die...


From someone who's been watching roleplays die for several years now, the best idea is often to post whenever there's a delay, and push the story along if the recent posts are awkward to respond to. They'll catch up if they're still here; It's not our fault if someone slows down without warning.
Kaga said So... you've never gotten glasses or anything for your vision problems?And... you also intentionally placed a poster in your room in a place where you couldn't read it?Hell, you never just tried getting closer to it?


Yes, I have glasses, no, I did not put that poster in an annoyingly high place in the corner behind the door, it's a philosophy classroom we borrow for advocacy. It's all that mini text under the headings I couldn't read.

Although true, I never looked at them up close with glasses, I don't wear them all the time. It's just a blur that happens when detail is too far away. Like this.
Passive but alert, Shannon watched the Sableye scurry back into the depths. Well... Hostile Pokemon. Of course. At least this one seemed more a scavenger than an assailant. Cautious to enter, waiting for the Hex's lead, he stepped carefully along the edge of the wide crack to the far side, taking a closer look at the end of the chasm. A beautiful place, really... Albeit eerie. The Sableye proved that. Wonder how dee- Scrambling sounds in the quartz gravel, and Shannon swiveled to see which Scarab had lost their footing and tumbled.

One, Hex, two, Anthony, four, Josh plus Matt, six; Strife. Cantering precariously back towards the team, irony's cruel hand lashed out at Shannon. His flank and side pushed down onto the rugged quartz fragments by his weight, the Amaura expended costly seconds to regain balance, propping himself right with his muscular neck. There was yelling, crashing, bruising in his field of hearing. The species went unrecognised by Shannon, but their form was disorientating, hard to track if one didn't know what was looked at. Each seemed to have two bodies, one a compact humanoid, the other thrashing, black, burly... Terrifying. Shannon's heart paused, and his legs followed. In fright, he took in as much as he could, steadying himself. One was running, hunched over to balance the massive alternate head. Eyes locked. The body glanced towards the ungainly newcomer.

Shannon had seen Josh, if briefly, out of the bucket. It was easy to judge the attacker's direction. Reacting immediately, his crests flared a sanguine glow, and his lungs emptied in a harsh bellow. The running Pokemon visibly jumped, spun towards the sound completely, its eyes widening to match the Amaura. It hissed something in a dialect Shannon didn't know. Both fighters were wary, but Shannon's opponent was wily. Twisting its bodies, the black mass opened into a maw, and a glittering mist now curled around its teeth. Shannon was momentarily enveloped by a gust of fog. It dizzied him, blurring his vision, inducing a throb in his head. Your breath's not alone, windbag, came an angry thought, and Shannon's lungs contracted again. Snow crystals from his frozen interior swarmed around his face, dispelling the stinging mist, then pulsed outwards.

The opponent tensed and shivered violently in the gust, but recovered, albeit even more cautious now, and with one arm on the ground for support. It barked something wary to its companion, who was less imposing in stature. More determined, however, and wearing more wicked fangs. The second Pokemon turned from Anthony towards Shannon, vigorously wiping frost from its body. Neither snow nor yell had changed its disposition. I have never been this scared in my life until now, thought Shannon mildly, unmoving but unaware of his crests discolouring to a pale yellow. Backing off now would be a poor decision.
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Ok, wow, school makes you miss a lot of things. On that topic, holidays are over, so that narrows the time each day in which I can read/respond considerably, since I not only have to sleep now, my school day is about ten hours including travel.

I'll post now (planning to last night, but sleep).

Tl;dr post summary: Shannon wanders slightly, stumbles, uses Growl (Hyper Cutter Mawile immune), Intimidate Mawile uses Fairy Wind, Shannon uses Powder Snow.

I interpret dungeon Pokemon as frightened xenophobes with poor understanding of the 'common' Pokemon language, personally, but whatever headcanon fits.
That poster has been hanging on my form room wall for years but it's always been too high up to read more than the title (for shortsighted me anyway). O-o

Curiousity satisfied.
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