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9 yrs ago
Life's so dull and repetitive that the only thing you look forward to is a text from your otome boyfriend.
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9 yrs ago
Oooooh baby do you know what that's worth. Ooooh heaven is a place on eaarth.
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9 yrs ago
Holy shit I can't stop eating.
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9 yrs ago
"“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."-Demetri Martin
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9 yrs ago
[@Metadude] I am now considering this.
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In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some
So just got a post up there as promised. ^^
Betsy




It was all so surreal. In an instant Betsy couldn't breathe like she couldnt feel anything the moment she tried to inhale, only to realize she was virtually choking. As if all the air inside the room has been sucked clean, she tried to say something, shout even but nothing came out as were the sound in the air. Everyone panicked.

"What the fucking hell is happening?!"

Amidst all the fuss and the desperation for air, she could intensely feel the surge of panic as her eyes darted from one person to the other. It's as if everyone of them has some level of emotional magnitude and Betsy has no idea how she could even tell. Her eyes went over to 'under wraps' on the bed as the lights began to fluctuate and a shatter fell the room into darkness. As he scrambled off Betsy has his eyes on this other dude in particular, she doesn't know why but his feelings overpowered everyone elses. There was panic, regret, and a feeling of poignance in her part. It was utterly confusing her.

Eventually she was grasping for air, she tried to open the windows but her weak arms against a vacuum sealed room made it impossible to do so. She was desperate, but her sudden uncharacteristic sentiment towards the guy had made her stir over him. Without thinking clearly of the whole situation she grabbed him by the shoulders gripping them as she gave a moderate shake. What she tries to achieve, she has not a fucking clue but somehow she feels like there was something she could do. As ridiculous as it may sound, her heart was somehow telling her to 'help' him.
@Tancuras That's a good plan. I'll post something later when I get home from work :))
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation
@Tancuras I dont mind. Guess we could get this thing going until the others come back?
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