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    1. Awson 12 yrs ago

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Current why do I keep checking Spam
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>not wanting a female lizardperson tail wrapped tightly around your neck while you rawdog it in her lizardhole.
I'm very curious what's going to happen to usernames in the future when almost all of the unique ones have been taken.

Are we doomed to a world of names that end in a string of random numbers? Will people take other people's names? Will those people still be on the Internet at the time, or be dead?

Or even worse, will everyone go by their real identities?
<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

I don't know, that seems kind of weird

I've always found that a healthy mind should operate on the assumption that everyone on here is a lizard person

You just can't afford not to, you see

They're very crafty creatures

Sneak right up on you the moment you let your guard down


Believe me, I would know if I were talking to a lizard person.

I think it's safe to say there aren't any of them here in Spam.

Take your guard down. It's unhealthy.
<Snipped quote by Awson>

Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?


It's a little mysterious.

I think you might be mistaking Clirkus for the transgendered one with long hair and glasses.

You know.

Hank.
<Snipped quote by Awson>

Your quote is probably going to be the first one, and you should have seen that coming, and you should feel bad.


Well now we'll never now if my post would have ended up being added to the signature. You altered her decision making process by openly making that prediction.
<Snipped quote by Hank>

Thus the cycle begins again.


People are going to start deliberatelay saying quotable things to you now. And that disgusts me.
I had about one quote in one sig collage that I'm pretty sure was eventually cut for space.

Edit: waiting for someone to post so I can call Clirkus names for having two accounts before heading off to bed.

Edit2: spelling
Ooh! You guys are doing actual catchphrases and that irks me.

Edit: don't you known that I hate most things and made this thread ironically.
@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Half the people I meet say that exact same catchphrase.

What a crazy coincidence.
"I remember my first beer."

An easy one, probably.


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