Azereiah

Elemental Academy [Currently Accepting!] -closed-

@Ennui

Welcome~
Just post a character sheet, eh? Join status is still set to Apply.

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Welcome to the party~

Empire of Bones

Sam heard the clinking and clicking of the Knight's armor as she trotted down the stairs. The Wizard had already taken notice and approached the woman, which meant that this was a particularly good moment to butt in. With a wave of his hand, the jester shooed away the other customers. "Sorry, all, but the show will have to continue some other time. I have business to attend to."

As one last 'trick', Sam lined up the cards remaining on the table, end to end, and swept the small box he kept them in across the wood. Each card neatly slid into the box without having to be picked up manually, and the customers politely clapped before returning to their drinks. That should give them something to talk about for a couple days other than the horrifying stench.

Sam wandered to the bar, where the Knight and the Wizard were waiting. The Lizard would likely be coming to join them shortly as well.

"I assume you're the knight in charge of the Lich job. "

@dereken@NowIGiveUp

Empire of Bones

About how tall is Tal? :P

TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

I'll post a couple character sheets in a little while.

Hope you guys like the extremely disruptive entry. :P

TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

The Middle of the Tavern

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B^A_NG

A blinding flash lit the entire main room of the tavern, and those who were unfortunate enough to be looking at the origin of the flash in the center of the room at that moment caught a glimpse of infinity. Looking into infinity induces two known symptoms. The first of which is a mild headache, because that's an awful lot of information to process. The second is sudden, intense irritation, as infinity is infinitely boring. It isn't like some sort of mystical time warp situation like people keep insisting in fictional movies and books, but rather it is like endless paperwork, all of which is designed to make you question your time management skills and stress out over deadlines, which in this case are coming up rather quickly. Infinity's manager wants those papers handed in by the end of this !QI1156Eklj, or he'll fire the lot of you and give your jobs to the first people to walk through the door.

Once the flash dissipated, there was a much more interesting sight to be seen in the middle of the room. A large, metallic, table-like object coated in elaborate silver and gold symbols had appeared in the center of the room, and it was bleeding enough magical energy into the air that the air had grown rather excitable and started giving off a fantastic magical light - which was, of course, a rather unfortunate shade of lilac.

The wooden table that had been sitting where the object was now sitting had violently ceased to exist on any plane whatsoever.

Eight figures scurried around the table-like object - one humanoid female and seven shoggoth, pounding away at the symbols, adjusting the artwork, and muttering incantations.

^BAN_G

Another flash, and what appeared to be a large witch's hat popped out of infinity and deposited itself on the female humanoid's head, followed by the void more or less vomiting out a number of packed travel bags on top of the strange metal altar. The witch found herself pleading with the bizarre magical machine as though something were about to go horribly wrong.

"Oh, no... No. No. Nononononono. PleasepleasepleasePLEASE. Nooooo_{ooooooooooooooo}"

_B^AN_G

A third flash, and the altar disappeared, leaving behind the witch, the luggage, and her seven small flying companions, all of whom were now dancing together through the air and flailing their tentacles tauntingly. The witch was pacing back and forth where the altar had been, and seemed to be very stressed out. Each one of the squidly creatures spoke, in sequence, in a slightly different voice through the mouths that appeared to take up the entirety of their heads. They would be cute if they weren't so slimy and annoying.

"That's what you get for programming it like that."
"Should've listened to us, Mari."
"We're experts at this, Marissa."
"There wouldn't have been any problem if-"
"-you had told it to take you where you-"
"-wanted to go, instead of where you should go."

The seven stopped moving and bundled together, aggressively flying within inches of the witch's face. She appeared to be somewhere between distraught and terrified. The final of the seven spoke.

"...We're trapped here now, Marissa, and we can't contact the rest of the brain. We're stuck here with you, and you're stuck on whichever plane we've landed. Probably forever. This is your fault."

Elemental Academy [Currently Accepting!] -closed-

Yes

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

159

Lond en' i' Astald

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"Yeah, not gonna bother denying it. Pretty ratty of me, huh?"

John was looking up, staring into one of the overhead ceiling lights. Some moths had gathered around the bulb - apparently they didn't realize it was still light out. Something about this place seemed a little bit overcharged, maybe a little too powerful in comparison to the mundane places he'd been, and it was keeping the smallest creatures from ever ceasing moving. Perhaps it had to do with the number of people playing with elemental magic on a regular basis.

Drago appeared to not be bothering getting up, which was good, because John wasn't feeling particularly energetic at that moment. He flopped backwards onto the floor and placed his hat over his face, crossing one leg over the other. The dances of the moths in the light had brought a tune to his mind, and he found himself quietly humming as the lights played tricks on his eyes between the fibers of his straw hat. Outside the gym, a single, small cloud began to darken slightly in response.

@Blue Demon

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

~146

I think we screwed up.