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    1. Big Dread 10 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

9 yrs ago
Current "Baton courtesy, service with a smile. :)"
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9 yrs ago
Previous status had a typo I missed, saaaaad.
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9 yrs ago
Up. Town, Fun you up. Uptown-funk-you-up.
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9 yrs ago
Aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd We're back.
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9 yrs ago
Life is burning down. Activity will falter for a little bit.
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Bio

First, a poem, about my ego -

I'm not just smart guys,
I'm a MENSA,
So healthy I'm made of Polenta,
Not expensive, and, I taste great,
I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate.
I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape,
Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top.
I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War,
Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop.
You gotta get me, and, get me,
Then geddit and geddit again,
Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive.
I'm like an ancient demi-god,
You wanna leave me little offerings,
all the mortal imitators gotta go,
I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow.
Without me you're lame and afraid,
But now you get laid,
Now you get paid.
I'm better than competitors,
I'm spreading like an epidemic,
and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS.
:P

Most Recent Posts

Hhahahahah! The way they think about each other seems fine just that one part is very out of character. XD Hell, they could have met when he first left Ularn and was just trying to get his name poppin', dazzling the locals with some magic or something. Got to talking(Mostly Jazo talking, probably) then decided that traveling together with someone to watch your back is better than being alone. How did they meet up with Mal and Wren though? Were they maybe in a serious pickle, bandits, monsters, who knows, and Mal saw the two of them. Went full save the Cute mode and started wrecking fools? Thoughts?
Established connections between characters:

-Stacey and Jazo (J'zargo): Parents were companions on adventures. She thinks of him as a "good ol' boy" (that's really what it says) who likes to drink, celebrate too much, and not take life seriously. He thinks of her as a bumbling buddy (that's really hat it says again), who kind of has terrible luck but just keeps on going.

Our parents were adventuring companions? Which one? The dad Jazo never met or the whore who lives in a brothel that he never saw? XD I don't know if that connection really works out for the two of them.
@Ermine @Landaus Five-One We aim to please here at Big Dread.
@Landaus Five-One You will know his many kick names soon enough! Okay! Break's over! Back to work like a proper adult!
I'm less a bard and more a dick-hole with magical weird shit! AND I CAN FLY!
Jazo The Magnificent!

I love the protect the cute giant! He is awesome! I am going to need protecting while I make everyone's life a fucking nightmare. XD
1) I think @JBRam2002 nailed it down with the whole rival House being rolled like some real gangsta shit. Not only that but Harriet was also kind of involved in generally fucking with and killing the nobility in the Northern Elven city with @Ms Ravenwinter. There are lots people who can hate us for doing all kinds of things! Harbinger's character fighting with us in the war would also be coo. Maybe we all kind of ended up being a kind of A-Team during the conflict? They do the jobs that are too big and too important to leave to the common soldiers! Insert theme song with shredding guitar here.

2) Team up with the crazy anti-social forest cat man to defend the wild from other world incursions? I think that sounds like a kick ass story and a great way to meet up with @The Harbinger of Ferocity's character. I think JB had a solid idea here.

3) If the portal we closed was something like a Feywild Thinny(Dark Tower talk, sorry) it might have been dangerous and damaging in the grander sense, but, if we closed it, there may have been a lasting effect on the Material Plane. The natural order being thrown off, forests dying, that kind of stuff. Perhaps now we team up with the mega-cat to try to set things right.

4) Fucking Warlocks. I mean, they just can't ever seem to keep their grubby hands off crazy shit. Perhaps this was a binding ritual gone very wrong, or, very right. Something about the portal was not 'normal'. Fabricated, called into being by powerful forces.

5) I agree with JB here as well. The Raven Queen is cool as fuck. Maybe the person who saw what we did, or maybe they were planning on fixing it themselves before we beat them to it. A high ranking member of the clergy or cult or whatever they would call themselves.

6) Plenty of mistrust from time to time. In the end, you can't really trust nobles to not act like nobles, right? You also certainly can't trust Harriet and Harbinger's character to follow the rules of the world at large when they see something wrong with it. Why do we stay together? Man, a band of misfits like us has to. Plus, all the crazy love hexagon. Harriet has strong feelings in general and two of the people in the group are past romantic partners. Harriet doesn't turn her back on the people she loves, ever.

ALSO, ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL QUESTION:
15) "Care 'bout'em? You joshin' me? Scaleass and I go way back. Taught 'im 'ow to get his nails dirty and how to 'ave fun. All 'is sense of 'umor, my doin'. Squeaks an' me are great too! She's a lil' dour from time t'time, but, get 'er riled up and boy'o'boy, watch the sparks fly! Fuzzy's a new one, but, e's good sort. Likes the woods an' animals, not bad on th'eyes either. Hahah! Maddame is nice, lil' too nice I think, but, that's a fixable issue now ain't it? She owns a bunny house, ya know. Now, that's a type t'keep 'round ya. 'Sides, gotta show her where Sparky is ticklish."
I am going to be so bad actually fighting people face to face. XD
So... I am probably going to go full trickster. After looking at all the stuff I am so hyped to just fuck with everything!
Didn't even notice this! Now I am here!
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