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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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@Tazu The Fox Yo, welcome to the guild, we're happy yo...that is just so unoriginal*attempts a bear hug* now that's more like it.
Have a nice day*happy smile*!
Disappointed at the mutual disapproval of his genius plan Xavio turned around ,not wasting any time, with intention to get the camel back. Just as he turned he saw the camel barely 100 feet away, slowly walking towards him. Gah, that bastard. Quickly approaching it, almost sprinting, Xavio checked it's body seeing if it had any wounds. Didn't want it to die halfway through. Straightening the saddle he got up on it's back and quickly rushed for the rest of the group-"Stuck with you again..."- he murmured to himself as he hurried to catch up with the others.
Turning to the dark elf he asks:"So, drow, what brings one of your kind to the surface? Don't you guys have some sort of sun allergy?"-still suspicious about her ulterior motives.
Hope you don't have a problem with me adding stuff. Never played D&D before so I sometimes forget to "just be a player" but in most Rps adding stuff is acceptable. Sorry again if I ruined some plan you had for us, I'll consult you next time if you will it.@EWillden
After searching the 2 orcs(from those he slayed with groin punch), Xavio concluded that their pockets were as dry as the desert surrounding them. Upon searching the third orc, the one who had many trinkets, he finally came to the deduction...that someone had robbed this orcs beforehand. All the trinkets that the third orc had were made of rusted iron(how the fuck did they get rusted in the desert) and in his pockets all he could find was 13 silver coins. The barrel of water costed way more than that. Feeling disappointing, Xavio didn't even bother doing a Detect Magic spell(#logic). He turned back to get up on his camel and there he saw it...no camel to be seen. Trying to look around him he saw a distant 4-legged creature, bound to be his camel running some miles away from him. How in the hell could it run so fast?
Then it suddenly hit him. All this orcs stationed here, they had to have a base somewhere near(if they were on foot) or at lest a few horses laying close by unless they die of thirst waiting for naught. Damn that camel, it had the barrel of water and food in it. Now frantically looking around, hopefully spotting those horses before the others got ready to leave again...
"We should get moving,..."-the dwarf said, breaking the train of thoughts in Xavio's mind. Just then, the sorcerer spottet what seemed to be an encampment. He could make out multiple small tents and 2 big ones in the middle, one bound to be the chiefs and the other one the stash. 10 were killed so that just left the leader and some others. If they just got there, maybe they could get horses, resupplies and some damn above-shitgrade loot. Now, to only convince the others to get out of their way in order for him to get a ride...

"Hey guys, nice job. Now I'm certain that this quest will be easy seeing all of you in action and what you can manage. But as much as you can manage, we can't travel at this pace, add the ambushes along the way, more than half the quest would be the traveling part. How about we.."upgrade" our rides? I'm seeing some opportunity on the horizon just a few miles away. A small camp which was made smaller by our most recent fight, bound to have some loot and lots of supplies. It will be a breeze. What could go wrong?"-and with that, Xavio rested his case. The camp deviating west from their route and only a few miles away couldn't even be called a deviation, it would benefit them in the long run. What reason was there to say no?
A lone orc in the horizon, what possible thing might have killed all his group of orc raiders who are known to prey upon travelers on the des..NOPE he was the bait after all. Was it so much to ask for them to have died of dehydration? Quickly descending from the camel he turned back just in time to see 2 orcs right behind him reaching the peak of charging their attacks:"How the hell did you even get.."-a quick duck allowed Xavio to "barely" dodge a powerful horizontal swipe from the left orc's axe aimed for his head and another roll to the left allowed him to evade yet another vertical attack made by a hammer-wielding crazy-eyed orc standing to the right. Quickly charging up his fists with lightning he lunged forward, fists crackling with electric energy performing a shocking grasp, hitting both orcs in their groin area. Needless to say they both died from the immense pain caused by this attack, overloading the brain and making it shutdown. 70 feet away stood a huge orc carrying a big 2-headed axe. A stupid grin adored his face while jewelry adored his fingers and neck, pierced ears and pierced nose and..so many damn trinkets, what the hell is wrong with people like that? Xavio straightened up, looking the orc straight in the eye, Xavio's cold gaze meeting the orc's bloodlustful one. Cracking his fingers and neck, Xavio took a running position, the orc replying with taking a bull's one. He started off with an above average speed, the orc doing the same, giant axe sideways making a charging attack, a legendary clash of warriors to be seen... Halfway in the charge Xavio stopped abruptly, the orc a little surprised but nonetheless charging with killing intention. Raising a finger pointed toward the orc, Xavio released a Zap straight for the orc. So many trinkets he had, the electricity spread through his body like wildfire making him drop his axe in a roar of pain.(They tend to pierce very strange places indeed). Another one flew from Xavio's finger and another one and another one until the orc was barely conscious. Getting closer to the orc who was now laying down on his knees barely supporting his body weight, he put a hand touching the orc's head, electricity could be felt on the air surrounding them, lightning gathering in the palm of his hand. After a moment of gathering, a torrent of lightning was released from the sorcerer's hand(lightning hands), it's blinding-like light engulfing them. Only a keeled body was what remained, his head nowhere to be seen. Now all that was left was to wait for the others to finish. On a second thought, why wait? Always better to be the first one to get dibs on loot. As so, Xavio searched the orc's bodies for valuables as the others fought...
@Halvtand How would you rate my character so far? I'll probably come back to finish him when there are more posts or at least a couple other characters in the CS tab.
*facepalm* I meant "distracted".
Oh, you shouldn't have... Anyway thanks a lot. A simple search for spells ended in me reading almost 3/4 of all d&d wiki(including lore). I'm so easily substracted.@Lucius Cypher
Anyway I'm going battle sorcerer. WITH Dragonic Have you ever tried typing here by cellphone? Can't even see what I'm posting!!!
bloodline. Don't tell me that's not 3.5 either... Message scrambled and cant do anything about it.
??? I was gonna respond by finding some other spells, did a lot of research on d&d in general deciding to become a battle sorcerer possibly with dragonic bloodline.Also check "d20PFSRD".I'm using that as my basis on d&d research. I don't wanna post before others have had a chance to post back. Currently waiting for anresponce from them. And this site has a completely broken posting mechanism for cellphones. So damn hard!!!!
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