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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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If someone doesn't show up, gimme a ping.
You know like the saying "Good Morning" when your oblivious to something definitely obvious and just find it out later than the others.

Now convert that to years...
@Lunarlors34Happy new year x5
5 YEARS TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW!
As The Master was losing consciousness he mumbled:"Ostrich..not magical..fucking..kid"
Waking up in a cell, all alone, he felt lonely. He needed some company, preferably a sexy female cat mutant. He needed to make some friends, all his life he had been lonely, it was time for change! With these thoughts in mind he ventured outside his cell. First he checked some others cells to see if they were empty and if so then he would go downstairs from where the voices and noise came from. If he only had been more friendly towards the mutants then maybe they would've become friends BUT NOO he had to run and ruin the golden chance...
That's what he said..nah, doesn't go well. Anyway I'm also interested.👍
Well his plans for convincing the boy to go with him while holding him hostage weren't exactly ruined but got a lot damn messier. The girl needs saving? He couldn't give 1/100000000 of a fuck about that. He could try to knock the kid out and steal the motorized unicycle...nah too many things could go wrong especially in this new world he had ventured into. Maybe the Ostrich was magical? He hoped on the nearest Ostrich, feeling like a fool he went "ONWARDS!" while tapping it with his heels.
☀️PRAISE THE SUN☀️
@KatherinWinter Lies and false promises. You can't lie without knowing anything about what you're gonna lie. Here comes in the knowledge of someone's deepest desire. That way you can tell them what they want to hear. The contract signing business is a drawback which comes with powers of its own. The shadow is a way to further motivate people to sign it or even gather information so your lies are more believable.
@KatherinWinter

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