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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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What do you mean our children? Do we roleplay as the kids or parents?
Ulithard establishes group communication while the characters are deep in thought..

-"That monk looks good, would definitely tap that!"
-"God, when was the last time I washed? Of course God wouldn't know, HE stopped watching over me because his eyes hurt from the smell."
-"I'm blue da be dee da be die..."
-"These creatures are all fine dissection materials. Fuck, forgot I established mental link"

Something along those lines...
Now now, doesn't matter if they renamed it. We're discussing on how are WE gonna call it. Or how is SEP gonna call it if he pre owned it. And I'm not writing "QUICK! GET ABOARD TA TULA MOOSTA!"
As more and more joined the group so did the Shadow get more and more curious. It traversed from one person's Shadow to the next getting a feel of their physical attributes. It was particularly curious about the mechanical contraptions. It was true that they had witnessed creations like those before but as much as people differed from each other so did the mind of inventors and in return so did the creations themselves. It was like seeing a new species everytime, no one built the same thing for the most part.

Well, it was time, Lorick thought to himself as he closed the clock and pocketed it. He got up, wiped away some dirt from his clothes and made for the others. A quite peculiar group indeed. He didn't need any introduction though as the Shadow was there to witness them all and what the Shadow knows he knows.
Cane in hand he approached the band.
"Apologies for my tardiness. My name is Lorick Lockwell and I'm looking forward to working with you all."- he introduced himself while taking a courteous bow. The Shadow seeing this, exaggerated the action in an attempt to mock him. Well, hope no one noticed that.
It's ILLLEGALLLLIS YOU NO DO IT YOU BE RAPED IN PRISOOON THEN @6slyboy6

It won't be 6slyboy6 anymore, it'll become shyboyo69!
Well, it turns out I'm a writer before an RPer. Been RPing a side story completely not involving character interactions with the other RPers. It's like those Skyrim side quests. Your Main Quest is to fuck a dragon, but then you see a Draugr Tomb and go there first and then you find a Bandit Hideout and need to fuck them first then you see you came upon a TALKING DOG and need to help a diety and during helping the diety you find the Assassin's hideout. By this point I've forgotten the main quest.

So my point is...hhhh..6 years later SKYRIM is still kickass!
@SpookySquid He didn't know? ENOGUH BULLSHIT. The Master didn't give a fuck what he didn't know. Tomorrow he would be die, he had to get out and the Salamander was the first link of the chain at the end of which hanged the key to his freedom.

Trying to regain composure he turned back from the mutant, walked some steps then rushed to him cornering him to the wall, both hands at either side of his fishy head.
"My duel is tomorroow and I'm fighting a big fucking wolf. Compared to him you aren't even an appetizer. If you don't tell me where Lily is right this moment, I will cut your flesh and eat you raw. I'm dead either way UNLESS, you tell me what I need to know in which case we both stay alive a while longer."
Well so much for regaining composure. He never let his guard down even for moment, watching the Salamander's every move, ready to rip off all his scales and extremities if he ever so tried to even tickle him with them. An intense anger emanating from his person, someone ready to kill and he had the full intention of doing it. Surely the animal part of the mutant would feel the hostility and that he was being serious.
@Dynamo Frokane By teleport I mean from one side of the room to the other. Inside* the mental room. And on that note can we physically fight each other? What happens if someone decides to punch me? Can I shoot em with my bullets?
I should've made my character and his family the owners of all brothels in the city. I would be like little finger and write half my posts about training hoes.
@Cuccoruler The Shadow is within* other shadows so it doesn't just stand as the Shadow of a man. Just wanted to clarify so everyone can picture the scene better.

Also, is that severed head just gonna keep company to those who stay behind? XD
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