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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Stahp capiang mAh chahrkter.
The insects have shown to adapt well under the hosts guidance and conditioning. They can live in many climates and have many roles.
Upon seeing the silhouette of the ogre from the edge of his eyes, The Master quickly lined the scale he was using as knife with his wrist, effectively hiding the makeshift weapon.
His body was dead still as his head turned sideways towards the ogre.
"Can't you see we're busy?"- he then made to turn his head back towards the fish but decided to add:"This is how we get it on, he likes it rough."- then turned to the fish and continued:"You do don't you? And I always reward you with an ice cream after we're finished."
Softening the grip on the Salamander's throat so as to let him respond.
Is an orphan hobo acceptable? Barefoot, dirty and torn robes. No idea why you would invite him though...
Expect a CS within the month!
I'm in!
Myst? MYSTOGAN?????!!!!!
In Deleted 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Seemingly out of nowhere a ferocious white fured lion appeared. The predator slowly approaching his soon to be triple-mac-humans. Out of the 3 of them the beast lunged for him. He understood the beast, he was more of a threat then the others. In different circumstances he would be honored, but this wasn't one of those times.

He was hurt but he was far from done. As the nightmare spawn focused on him, the others were already on the move. To give them time he feinted attacks and backed a way quickly to evade the beast's attacks.
If the beast turned attention away from him and focused another, he would perform a blitz attack for its balls(if it had any) or plunge the rock deep in its rectum.
@BladeSS4 @HillanIt isn't a matter of jutsus getting stronger, it's the matter of the shinobi themselves. And as witnessed in Boruto, all they did was develop a device which utilizes miniature scrolls containing jutsus. So now people could just focus on taijutsu. So unless the training system changes, a shinobis strength is up to the individual themselves.
As the deed was over with, he grabbed a mirror with intention to switch back. Saying the first name that came to his mind: "Chaaaaarley"- in a sing song voice. As he got teleported back he looked at Nick while smiling, almost ready to burst in laughter. "Well played youuu half-arsed fuckup! Nicely done!" - he went on as he swept the bar counter clean and lay down on his back on top of it. Giving a low laughter as he reached for a drink, opened it and started drinking as he was.

Abruptly getting up after gulping down 1/4 of the beverage, with the hand that he was holding the drink Jonathan pointed at Jarvis. "Since I'm the one doing the actual job here, I better get a fucking raise! You could take it out of Nick's share. I believe in payment by work, not participation."- he finished before Jarvis retreated to the kitchen

A bottle of Whisky on one hand, he turned to the files and started quick reading only focusing on the relevant info.
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