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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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In Deleted 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Yes, we all agreed that it will be called "Dying Light" and I'm gonna run that shit hence I'm gonna be called "The Governor".
actually we didn't all decide that but it's cool no I'm the leader k?
If you find my D&D RP-ing skills imbecilic, feel free to instantly kill my character.
Please show me no mercy!
Thank you for understanding.


Also, what version is this?

And this should have been the first sentence but, can I join? Pretty peas!

Ok, so I got a new character witch, Rena. Just skip his back story, fluff.
Main thing I have to decide is *who recruited him to the coven*
That's the one Rena respects, propably considers her close as family and doesn't want to let down. Just need some a volunteer.

"Ohhhh, don't be so cold blooded. You're gonna reignite my appetite again."-he answered with his unique way of speaking, pronouncing some words with a high pitched voice and laughter.
"You know, I was really counting on your hospitality"-he said in a sad mock voice-"but it seems...somethings never change despite the passage of time."- the demon finished in his usual tone.
"While other things...have certainly changed"- the clown remarked in a more serious while slowly flying around the snake girl eyeing her every curve and scale down to the pattern.
"I remember, yes yes, I remember when you were just a little snakeling, all scales and bones."-he continued in a melancholic tone.-"You have really put some meat these past eons. Give it another one or two and you'll be ripe for the eating. AHA AHAHAHAHA"-he finished with a laughter.

"Unfortunately for you, I have to cut this short.."-As he said that, he consumed the other little snake already in his hand like a spaghetti string, only stoping once reaching the head, cleanly cutting it off with his teeth.
"...or the show will be over before I even get a chance to see it!"
"Say hi to that big exquisite 7 headed delicacy of yours for me"- his stomach started rumbling after he said that-"and for my stomach ahahaha"

"And I'll see.."-the clown started but dissapeared mid sentence.
"you"-this word came in a deep and low menacing voice, the source seemingly just behind the snake girl next to her ear.
"LATER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. UHU UHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"- the demon finally left, his laughter echoing around the woods, traveling like the wind.

Some Minutes Later

That sudden meeting really brought back memories. Ahhh, the times..The boring, boring times. Before humanity developed some basic level of intelligence and intellect. Before the large scale wars and complex complots.

Finally arriving at the battlefield, still in his invisible form, he looked down:"Phew, I didn't miss the boss fight"
Then he noticed the weight of the bag of snakes that he was still carrying but unfortunately his appetite was lost. Can't blame him though, you can't go back to eating sandwiches right after having come face to face with a million dollar rare, stuffed, treated snake dish. Only, memory of the smell alone was enough to make him drool. So the main problem was, finding a way to dispose of all these snakes and they were all alive mind you. It would be such a waste to let them go...

Finger Snap

Lowering himself on the battle field, he noticed another person trying to sell their wares. The girl had also put a stand! Looks like she was serious and judging by how empty her stand was, she was also successful. Well if a little girl can do it, so can an ancient clown demon thing!

Conjuring a stand and leaving invisibility at the same time, he literary appeared out of thin air. Of course, if there was someone with sharp senses or anything of the sort he would've seen felt him coming.
He put the stand parallel to the little girl's one, keeping a medium distance from her and the half dragon lady next to her. Now that he looked at that creature closer, it kinda looked like a snake...Nope, he had to concentrate, he had a job to do. Putting the bag of snakes aside, he conjured a fire and some thin metal sticks which he proceeded to run through the snakes and put them to fire. After the first batch was done, 4 well cooked crispy goodies to be exact, he started shouting.
"Free Snakes for eating! The best chef in the country has come to personally cook for your pleasure. Gnomes and humans, and witches and monsters, anyone can get some! First come first serve, get them while their hot!"
Oops, I'm such a dunce. Better get that CS PMed. Playing OP charactera kinda gets boring.
Was I seriously the only one who imagined the gnomes as tall humans?

And just as a reminded I made a character.So you don't forget

All the Germanic I know are those 3 words
Or maybe theere are 2 sun's scorching the earth equally from both sides. Since Earth is located perfectly in the middle, the gravitational forces balance each other. Everything is symmetrical. Then, once upon hundred years or so 2 super planets that are close to earth block the sun from either side effectively achieving 2 simultaneous eclipses that last about 1/4th night time. After they pass another set of super planets perform 2 other simultaneous eclipses from both sides again lasting for 1/4 night time. These happens 4 times in total with 8 super planets from both sides periodically blocking the sun from both sidez and then switching with another planet to continue the job.

After the last planet from both solar systems has passed it would take a century or so for the first planet of each system to come and block the sun again.

Results: I don't see a moon in this equation. Stop talking madness! @DracoLunaris
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In Deleted 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Hah, by that theme I would be called "Scrotum Cutter" or "Sack Stealer" or "Ball Slasher".
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