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If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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Bio
The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.
Henway's eyes went as wide as diamonds at the great sight that enveloped his entire vision. ........... Many.... things were engaging .... against the queerest retinue of hunters the doctor had ever laid his eyes on. Two of them were dancing. ............ while enjoying a nice night out under the light of the moon. The pair was absolutely bizarre. A man in a strange mask and outlandish clothes, arm in arm with a ..man..... They weren't even the strangest thing his gaze fell upon. There was another man who appeared to be on fire, but at the same time...not. He saw all the signs..... How completely baffling. He had another man caring for him, thankfully- the doctor would see to him once he was done getting over the shock of the greatest sight that laid bare before his young eyes.
New year is just an excuze for me to buy cheap champagne and make a toast to myself using a mirror, touching the mirrored image of my glass.
For real now, I'm planning to spend it with my family, a family dinner, make a toast, throw a speech and end it by shooting some fireworks at my neighbours window cuz his kids keep throwing firecrackers louder than a Canon in the middle of the fcking day.
Name: Yasahiro Nickname: Monster of Metal Gender: Cyborg / was male Age and season of birth: 71 / Before the 4th N.C.W. Age Appearance: 27 Sexuality: Asexual Clan: Earth Clan Rank: Top 10 on the international Bingo Book. Chi Nature: Earth
Length and build: 183 cm / 324 cm Weight: 250 kg
Personal motto: "The ultimate victory is outliving everyone" Moral code: "The Reckoning has come, no one will be left alive after I enact it." Quote: "When you start something, see it to the end" Favorite weather and season: Winter Family: Deceased History: Even at a young age Yasahiro was naturally attracted to chemistry, how things worked on the microscopic scale. Later that attraction developed into passion and he became an official researcher funded directly by the government. His research consisted of studying the process when a ninja used Earth jutsu, what reactions took place during the jutsu and how it changed the DNA. He loved his research and always wanted to be 10 steps ahead of everyone on it so he withheld a part of it. He did all the work no? Actually he literally did all the work meaning that he didn't even accept assistants. His funders tried to pair him up multiple times but in the end they left him be as his research was satisfactory enough even though it wasn't all of it. It was all “by the rules” until he requested additional funds on a new project idea, to create...Life. The idea and it's end goal were called a perversion and Grover was scolded. They also forced an assistant to observe him as they didn't trust him anymore to be left working unsupervised. To hide the research that he was keeping hidden, Yasahiro used an underground hideout which would later turn into a fully equipped lab allowing him to create the “perversion” as called by the ignorant fools, to create an homunculi.
11 years he had served and for all it's worth they didn't even flinch when putting down his idea. But they didn't put out his will of fire. In secret he studied and researched, for 5 years he tried and failed over and over again, all for naught. He had pushed away everyone in hopes to achieve something outside his power. He had ruined his image, his position and reliability while focusing on his own selfish desire to have the power of God. Everything seemed dark until a ray of light shone upon him as he remembered! He remembered about a metal with biological properties found encased in an underground lake located in the Land of Metal. As it was near the border between the Land of Metal and Earth it wasn't that surprising that a group of scouts got a hold of it while looking for underground passageways. How did they even thing to pick up a rock in the bottom of the lake? Simple, the thing resonated a silver aura and was deemed an object of interest. Maybe with that substance he could achieve his goal.
2 months later, he had finally done it! Although not a miniature human or even animal for that matter, but it was alive nonetheless. The liquid was alive, it moved and raised as Grover approached his finger near it. The thing walked across the glass seemingly looking for an exit. The most exciting moment of his life, his dream was finally a real thing. Right before his eyes, the silver slime stood as proof of that, his accomplishment. Damn those fools for not believing him and he didn't care anymore, the thing was his and he didn't plan on sharing it anytime soon. Lost in thought while baiting the slime with his finger he accidentally touched it. A burning sensation spread over his finger as the acid-like liquid digged through his gloves and into his skin, a tingling sensation could be felt moving through his arm. He was too careless but he was so overjoyed that he payed this “little” incident no heed. Returning home he took the best sleep he had ever had since before being born. Or so he felt at first but it was all replaced with surprise, panic and agonizing pain soon to follow.
As soon as he closed his eyes he found himself awake and in front of the acidic slime with the glass in his hand. With no control of his body he opened his mouth abnormally wide in a horrific manner, enough to pop his jaw off, and turned the glass upside-down shoving it in his mouth. The initial pain of the content scorching his mouth, making it's way to his stomach, dispelled the body control. He was only able to cough a few drops on the ground as the rest had already made its way inside him. The hellish pain spread through all of his body, forcing it into a metamorphosis. The process lasted the whole night only momentarily stopping a few times to let him adjust to the change and keep him alive and conscious. In the end he was discovered by the security which got reports of a man walking in an erratic manner naked through the night. Since then it has been the descent from one level of hell to the next, only going faster the deeper he fell.
Firstly they thought of executing “it” at which point Grover went on a rampage. Seeing his strength, rather than put it down they decided to send him in suicide missions deep in enemy territory. This went on for 30 years until evidence of the Monster's affiliation with the Earth Clan was found. Returning from another successful mission, mainly consisting of him massacring everything, he was told to enter the village gates by daylight. What was the reason they would have him expose himself in broad daylight was his initial thought but nonetheless he followed through. As he entered the gate from outside, he saw an inspector from the Land Of Cherry Blossom, the village Leader along with 4 douzen of their strongest warriors waiting for him. Village Leader:”See? It planned to attack us. It means to slaughter us like everyone else. We have no affiliation with this abomination, this... perversion of human dementia.” It was a set up? For 30 years he did their bidding and at the slightest inconvenience he caused them they decided to put him down? As he heard the last words an anger rose up within him, he couldn't handle it anymore. For 30 years he was used as a sacrificial rock. He wasn't even a pawn, he was a pebble that they threw on the board to knock other pieces off. He went into rage losing all reason and however much sanity that he had managed to preserve through decades of slaughter.
After regaining his consciousness he found himself awake in the middle of the woods. Since then he used and perfected his body transformation technique that allowed him to look like a human. He only goes and visits human settlements to stay up to speed with the latest info, the same way he learned that he killed the head of the village with hundreds of casualties, but otherwise he stays in the woods.
Weapons/Items
Name of Weapon or Item: Description: Appearance:
Skills/Abilities Being an Ex-scientist he has extended knowledge on science, especially on biology and chemistry.
He also has very steady hands and very good hand eye coordination obtained through his life as a researcher.
Special Traits
Can move and rotate his limbs freely at his joints as long as it isn't obstructed by the rest of his body.
Can easily reattach a severed limb but it takes a lot longer to heal one from scratch.
As he is made from a biologic metal, his body is a lot sturdier than flesh same as a strong armor, but it also makes him heavy. The weight doesn't slow him down as his power is also increased when in Grover mode but it slows him when in human form.
Has an advanced digestion system which can process almost everything and get the maximum energy out of it. Eating harmful substances is ineffective except when consuming strong acids.
His breathing apparatus is also modified so that it filters all the harmful substances that could pose a threat to his body. It can also filter the water to obtain oxygen.
After the metamorphosis his body went through, he is now forced to constantly spend chi in order to keep his true form hidden.
As his body wastes a lot of energy he needs to consume a large amount of energy to stay functional.
Imune to environmental effects except strong heat and overall improved in every physical aspect.
Signature moves:
Type: Movement Range: Self Chi Type: Earth Preparation: Needs to be in "Grover Monster" mode and have at least 2 sets of arms. Description: Lines all it's limbs like an Arachnid, gaining an increase in movement speed, jumping range and can traverse through any terrain with relative ease. Weakness: As Grover uses all his limbs, he can't carry any weapons or items in his hands.
Type: Offensive/movement Range: Mid Chi Type: Earth Preparation: None Description: His arms outstretch, taking the look of a serpent, allowing him to reach with his attacks effectively closing the distance or grab to something and either pull it to him or pull himself to it. Weakness: As the limb is long it can be easily countered by closing range.
Type: Offensive/defensive/movement Range: Self Chi Type: Earth Preparation: None Description: Can summon up to 2 sets of extra arms. Weakness: Fight him long range?
Type: Movement Range: Self Chi Type: Earth Preparation: Needs to be in "Grover Monster" mode and have at least 2 sets of arms. Description: He changes his body structure forming 6 propellers using his limbs to imitate a rotating motoion. 2 above him with a set of arms, 2 below him with another set of arms, his legs are used to change direction in addition to adding speed. He can use another set of hands to form 2 other propellers, both to the side, for additional speed and control. Weakness: Stay away from the water.
Animal companion
Name: Species: Age and maturity: Size: Unique Traits: Moves: History together:
Anyway, if since the creation of humanity he has never used his powers, what makes this particular moment and individuals so special that would require him to use his powers? He wouldn't even use them if he faced an angel. OK maybe if he faced an archangel or that angel was dead set on smiting Lazarus. Talking about heavenly super powers here. Any other kind of strong individual, he would rather see them fight or act as a show, not getting involved.
And as mentioned again in the bio, he has perished a couple of times out of his consistency of never using his true powers.
The mentality of "turn into them and be greater at what they do."
But you all ignore the fact that Lazarus won't be killing anyone with his crap level magic, let alone phycial combat which he rarely if ever uses. And everyone brings up his regenerative powers which are easily countered by holy things. He seems very underpowered to me.
The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.
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