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The drive was chaotic, dizzying and headache inducing, a maze of abandoned infrastructure projects and syncrete rivers. Urban planning was the absolute last priority into the Twin City Sprawl as structures melded into each other haphazardly and a criss cross of empty overpasses jutted out like the branches of an overgrown bonsai.

Keah wouldn’t have it any other way. The serenity of disorder, of imperfection. However, he had to restrain himself from shifting the gear stick or pressing down on the accelerator further this time. He looked up at his rear view mirror. The Pirate Queen herself longued in the backseat of his vehicle along with a few guards wielding bulky gats in shoulder and hip holsters. The route to her destination could have been shortened by at least ten minutes had they given him a chance to use some shortcuts. Unfortunately, he couldn’t argue with campaign

He cut left into a market district, the conga line of roadside vendors and hawkers haggling with the few Zoners that weren’t paying to the election. The sudden jerk in momentum sent a jolt of pain through his lower abdomen, knocking him off his game for a moment before he returned back to his senses.

Still hurting. Just a little bit less than before, though.




“ You know that your contract does not come with a life insurance package, Islander.“

A map of purple blotches covered his torso. The few cuts he sustained during the bar brawl just needed a simple kera-patch. The others needed the hands of an experienced ripper-doc. Or a former Biotechnica genetic analyst. His chest was rising and falling oddly like a punctured balloon. The bitter taste of iron flooded his tongue, Keah half-gagging half-coughing as the Iron Itamae reached into one of his cuts and twisted.

“ Cut my pay. Then - “ Keah hissed as his skin was sewn back together like a patchwork doll “ Then, we can talk more about my contract.”





He’d remembered when he’d first arrived on the outskirts of the Reclaim Zone, entering through the ruins of the Greater Corporate Zone. Driving through the husks and decaying wrecks of defunct and bankrupt corporations into the lair where the newest heirs roamed like lions, feasting upon the remnants of the old. How long was it going to be until they were usurped?

Like the OverDriver.

The rest of the journey from there on was smooth. There were only a few stops every now and then, just to let an auto-track skirt by or give berth to a roving band of Tinmen in their heavily armored APC. When they had finally arrived, Keah took a second glance at the coordinates and then, at the garbage dump in front of him. Was this it? Keah stopped and parked his car in front of the squat grey complex, just beside the teetering wreckage of an abandoned shipping container. He simply adjusts the rear view mirror and gives a simple nod to the Pirate Queen’s reflection.

“ We’re here.”

As he watches her saunter out of the Jury Rigg and walk into the entrance of the meeting area, Keah makes a final check on whether or not his parking is secure. Just as he crouches downwards to perform a bug inspection, he exerts too much pressure on his abdomen and the pain returns, an head-splitting agony that tears his mind in two. A needle of bubbling liquid drops out from his pocket and his hand scrambles towards it.




The pain subsides to a dull throbbing. The Iron Itamae sealed a loop around the last stitch, leaving Keah struggling to lean up on the gurney. The squeaky sound of taps turning and water gushing could be heard past the pounding in his head. The man responsible for saving Keah's life from a drawn out fate of internal bleeding and broken ribs resumes business as normal, dipping his hands into a bucket of water and taking out writhing scaled quicksilver.

"Thanks," Keah grunted out, reaching for his bomber jacket that hung on top of a stool. The Iron Itamae doesn't reply. He zips up the jacket and begins to walk towards the exit, wincing with every moment. Just as his hand reaches towards the door, the imperial voice of the Iron Itamae rings out in a calm monotone.

“ The Zone is not like the other parts of the States, Demon. Your tantrum at the Duat has more consequences than you realise. “The Iron Itamae tutted like a father patronising an unruly child. “If a Scrapteam were to arrive on my establishment because of your actions…..” “ Should I be expecting any more emergencies in the future?”

“ I’ll be more cautious.”

“ Caution? When are you going to stop deluding yourself, Islander?” The Iron Itamae set down the bloodied scalpel next to the sink. “ You don’t fear danger. You crave its embrace. Its warmth. You are addicted to it. You claim to be above your baser instincts but the only comfort you find yourself nowadays is when your hand grips the wheel." The chef leans his head upwards, plucking out the razor thin bones from the fish and looks at Keah, dissapointed. “ I have considered what you have told me.”

“ And?” Keah said, annoyed.

“ Corporate espionage is a time honored tradition in this era. Amalgamation having its hands dirty with the polynesians isn’t that surprising. Your personal enmity with this so called….What was his name again?”

“ The OverDriver.”

“ Ah, you street racers and your ridiculous pseudonyms.” The Itamae began slicing the bream from its nape, working around its gills. “ Your past with him is part of something greater, I assure you, but he is nothing in the face of the election. “

“ He knows where my people are.” Keah begged out. " I can't just....I have to find him."

“ So, what do you plan to do about it?” His knife came down and the Itamae began seperating the pectoral fin from the body “ You’re not a paramilitary assassin. You’re not some Matrix hacker. You are just a simple racer. No one." In a single stroke, the Iron Itamae split the fish down into two fillets, tossing the carcass into a bin. " Instead of trying to hunt him down, I suggest that you do not distance yourself from the few allies you have left. Remember it was I who gave you the contact of the fixer in the first place. It was I who contacted the Ark about the potential opportunities in the Reclaim Zone. I am one of your only allies, and in this world, allies are necessary. ”





The Pirate Queen wasn’t eccentric. No, eccentric was an understatement. Insane was a term used by those who were small-minded and strange was too benign a word. Chaotic was the more appropriate term. Keah trailed behind closely in her shadow, a part of her Party but distancing himself from the dogmatic who held the Pirate's doctrine as divine truth. Petrukov was situated in the center of the room, surveying the meeting place and biding her time for the other party to arrive in the negotiations. Whoever they were. Mercs? Political rivals? Slicers? Fixers? Anything was possible.

Keah slowly walked up to her side and gave a small cough to attract her attention. He briefly wondered whether to tip his hand on Amalgmation's dealings but decided against it. He would decide that after this deal had concluded.

“ Is there anything I should be worried about during this deal, maám?" He shrugged his shoulders. "Just curious. I'm being hired to know when I need to drive you away and when I don't.”


Greater good, lesser evil, light side, dark side. No matter how carefully or consciously you step, you always get bantha fodder on yér boots at the end.


Name: Ortos Viell

Occupation and Affiliation: Civil Contractor / Former Bounty Hunter of the Rim Consulate

Description: The least everyone expects when they meet the famed Ortos Viell for the first time is a curmudgeonly geriatric Rodian. Ortos Viell is old, weary and beaten but not broken. Far past his prime and well into his twilight years, Ortos glum wrinkled features almost make him look like a mummified frog and the poster child for a Republic retirement center. However, his physically unassuming nature hides a stout and weathered build capable of surprising a Trandoshan.

Behind Ortos's dead eyed demeanor lies the calculating mind of a once infamous bounty hunter and a will like durasteel to see his plans through. Although he's left his days of tracking and wanton assassination behind, he still keeps an ancient Drearia 98-Prime on hand as a holdout blaster along with his old hunting helmet as a keepsake. After all, who needs them when you're a refueling station attendant? Nowadays, Ortos keeps them hidden in favor of more subtle and diplomatic ways to end conflict such as citing universal Galactic Hyperlane Laws to unruly customers, calling security and threatening to beat you until your legs stop working.

Background:

Born on one of the multiple trading posts in the Outer Rim planet of Savareen, Ortos, unlike other Rodians, was content to live a simple honorable life, away from law-breaking ventures and towards more modest legal opportunities. After the reestablishment of the New Republic and the eventual feuds over trading territories and hyperlane ownership rights, Savareen fostered as a haven for all criminal elements wanted from both the remnants of the First Order and the Resistance.

Once he hit his 16th birthday, Ortos landed a gig working in a starship salvage crew. Unfortunately, he found out soon that the salvage crew he was working for sold parts to the Crimson Dusk. When he tried to report this wrongdoing to the authorities, he found out that the Republic Lawkeepers he reported the incident to were corrupt and in bed with local criminal elements. It was at that point that Ortos accepted what life was telling him to do and became a bounty hunter.

Quickly rising up in notoriety and fame throughout the underworld, Ortos was known for his simplistic yet calculated manner of dealing with his bounties, whether it meant taking them in alive or dead. His experiences took him from the Deep Core to the far reaches of the Unknown Regions which quickly became more known by the day as more and more systems began looking outwards. Ortos's criminal career reached its peak and end when he became a member of the Rim Consulate, a bounty hunting guild. Coincidentally, it was also at this time that Ortos was considering retiring and settle down with a sileum farmer on Ryloth that he had encountered during one of his bounties. The Rim Consulate disagreed. Violently. Needless to say, Ortos went on a self-imposed retirement from the business. However, as the sileum farming business began to dry up on Ryloth, Ortos found himself and his family in desperate financial aid and decided to use the knowledge gathered up from decades of bounty hunting as a contractor of sorts, taking up jobs of all manner. It didn't matter what they were, as long as they weren't dirty and they paid well.

The mobile refueling port, Tyrtian Ambassador, has docked for maintenance repairs within the Daalang sector with a certain Ortos Viell being one of its hired attendants.


Greater good, lesser evil, light side, dark side. No matter how carefully or consciously you step, you always get bantha fodder on yér boots at the end.


Name: Ortos Viell

Occupation and Affiliation: Civil Contractor / Former Bounty Hunter of the Rim Consulate

Description: The least everyone expects when they meet the famed Ortos Viell for the first time is a curmudgeonly geriatric Rodian. Ortos Viell is old, weary and beaten but not broken. Far past his prime and well into his twilight years, Ortos glum wrinkled features almost make him look like a mummified frog and the poster child for a Republic retirement center. However, his physically unassuming nature hides a stout and weathered build capable of surprising a Trandoshan.

Behind Ortos's dead eyed demeanor lies the calculating mind of a once infamous bounty hunter and a will like durasteel to see his plans through. Although he's left his days of tracking and wanton assassination behind, he still keeps an ancient Drearia 98-Prime on hand as a holdout blaster along with his old hunting helmet as a keepsake. After all, who needs them when you're a refueling station attendant? Nowadays, Ortos keeps them hidden in favor of more subtle and diplomatic ways to end conflict such as citing universal Galactic Hyperlane Laws to unruly customers, calling security and threatening to beat you until your legs stop working.

Background:

Born on one of the multiple trading posts in the Outer Rim planet of Savareen, Ortos, unlike other Rodians, was content to live a simple honorable life, away from law-breaking ventures and towards more modest legal opportunities. After the reestablishment of the New Republic and the eventual feuds over trading territories and hyperlane ownership rights, Savareen fostered as a haven for all criminal elements wanted from both the remnants of the First Order and the Resistance.

Once he hit his 16th birthday, Ortos landed a gig working in a starship salvage crew. Unfortunately, he found out soon that the salvage crew he was working for sold parts to the Crimson Dusk. When he tried to report this wrongdoing to the authorities, he found out that the Republic Lawkeepers he reported the incident to were corrupt and in bed with local criminal elements. It was at that point that Ortos accepted what life was telling him to do and became a bounty hunter.

Quickly rising up in notoriety and fame throughout the underworld, Ortos was known for his simplistic yet calculated manner of dealing with his bounties, whether it meant taking them in alive or dead. His experiences took him from the Deep Core to the far reaches of the Unknown Regions which quickly became more known by the day as more and more systems began looking outwards. Ortos's criminal career reached its peak and end when he became a member of the Rim Consulate, a bounty hunting guild. Coincidentally, it was also at this time that Ortos was considering retiring and settle down with a sileum farmer on Ryloth that he had encountered during one of his bounties. The Rim Consulate disagreed. Violently. Needless to say, Ortos went on a self-imposed retirement from the business. However, as the sileum farming business began to dry up on Ryloth, Ortos found himself and his family in desperate financial aid and decided to use the knowledge gathered up from decades of bounty hunting as a contractor of sorts, taking up jobs of all manner. It didn't matter what they were, as long as they weren't dirty and they paid well.

The mobile refueling port, Tyrtian Ambassador, has docked for maintenance repairs within the Daalang sector with a certain Ortos Viell being one of its hired attendants.








Pssssstttt, pipeworker. I can see you're new around here, ain't ya? Don't got the stink of an Westerner on ya.

The Underrail chews, chews, chews and chews. It never spits you out. It keeps you under its grasp and never lets you.


The OP's title is a little dramatic. There is no lack of originality on RPG per se but rather, execution. The execution of a RP, for me, matters more than some nebulous concept of originality and how unique it is.










No, you're not here for a promotion. Or a demotion.

The lot of you share one single thing in common. I'll give you a while to figure it out. That's right. You're all new transfers. Fresh faces. Your transfers weren't out of coincidence. The Arch Committee pulled a lot of strings, rituals, bells and deals to get all of you here at the same time in the same place.

Personally, I think it's all a PR stunt to put out the fires left behind by the Thorpe case. Media's still kicking the dead unicorn over that incident.

New Myriddin ain't like Salem Coast or the Laveaux District.





Whether a veteran of the Monolith or a newly inducted





Minimum Wage, Maximum Weird






GAS-WAY EXPRESS CO

The Right Way, the Gas Way


DAILY EMPLOYEE MEMO


SUBJECT: WELCOME NOTICE FROM MANAGEMENT

Welcome, new employee, to your first and last day on the job at Gas-Way Express. You've passed the reviews, you've passed the interviews, you've passed the exorcism and now you're ready to become an official member of the Gas-Way Express family, an multinational extra-dimensional enterprise! Here at the Nowhere Branch of Gas-Way Express, we distinguish ourselves from our competitors by being adaptable, innovative and focused on what we call a customer-first philosophy!

Throughout your journey, we'll help you to develop numerous life and death skills that'll help you forge new career paths and discover ones you didn't even know existed! By working together, you can ensure that your Gas-Way experience will be an unforgettable and traumatizing one!

Before we let you begin your first new exciting day, we just want to let you know that as part of the Gas-Way Express Co, your well-being and health are of the utmost priority to us other than the customers. If you experience any problems or have any complaints, simply contact us through our Employee Complaint Network! Otherwise, we look forward to working with you!





The question wasn't why your only choice of employment was a run down gas station in the middle of Nowhere but rather how you managed to get here in the first place. Bills to pay, student debt, loans, a lack of choice..... Whatever the case, your decisions led you here to a job that has large demands but pays little.

Situated in the middle of Nowhere, Oregon; this gas station's only companions are the endless doldrums of the desert expanse and a single, thin highway that slices through the heat. The nearest town is a little over a hundred miles away. A work bus picks you up and drops you off twice a day.

You've seen the warnings from old employees, either written on old sticker notes glued to the old dilapidated walls.

After all, how bad can one Night Shift be?

GAS STATION BLUEPRINT

The Store

The Dumpsters

The Expanse

The Highway

The Back - Don't mind the pentagram. Or the salt. Or the brimstone.

Parking Lots -

Restrooms - Something lurks underneath the bowls and the sinks.

Stockrooms

Freezers - Within its depths, you can make out strange frosted silohuettes oddly shaped like bodies.

TEAM POSITIONS

//CASHIER - first and last face that every customer meets at our

//PUMP ATTENDANT -

//ASSISTANT MANAGER -

//SQUATTER -

//STOCK CLERK -

//TRAINEE -




Here is sheet #1, boss. I had two different ideas vying for control, and may try to formulate the other next week when I have time. Let me know what you think.

I would like my Wal-Coupons now.





I really love that fluff text in your Resume about the inner workings of the Stationary Shogunate. Shit like this is what the Wal was made for. There were ideas that I had for a faction that lived in the vents and on the Roof Tops but I digress. I could nitpick stuff like Bushido having been bastardised into Brushido by the Stationary Shogunate and other minor things, this is a really good sheet.

My only complaint is that you didn't make this more insane that it already is.
Hey, guys, guess what? I need more customers for the Wal. Please join. You will get free guaranteed Wal-Coupons if you join within the next 48 hours.
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