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An unexpected guest


Lord Jalokivi's rise had not been entirely predictable. His father had been the retainer of a minor lord, Baron Kurakav, a fat and corrupt man who was good for putting up a show and not much else. He was an impotent ruler, a poor administrator and an all-round liability to the kingdom as a whole. After years of loyal service, he had called Sir Jalokovi to his court to award him with... A rocky, barren outcrop.

"It is our dearest hope" he had said "that you shall take these rich and fertile lands and turn them into a shining example of what all drow should hope to achieve. With some hard wark, you shall be the envy of Tsunatontu!"

Sir Jalokivi could do nothing splutter a thanks. The act was an insult to his honour, and everyone knew it. Sir Jalokivi was everything Kurakav was not. He was kind, loyal, charitable and popular. Kurakav saw this as a threat to what trappings of power he had. So he got rid of his imagined rival in the smartest way he could think of - granting him his own dominion where Jalokivi was even more impotent than the Baron. Everyone at court was aware of what the Baron had done, including Jalokivi. But he dared not call the Baron out. After all, who could justify insulting a man for granting them their own land?

It was while surveying his land with a few friends for the sign of something they could use it that they first found the caves. At first, it seemed like just a hole in the rock, but as they explored it further, they discovered a vast and expansive cavern, the walls lined with rich, untapped veins of iron and silver ore. Baron Kurakav had just granted Jalokivi the richest iron deposit in all Tsunatontu.

When the Baron found out, he was furious. He ordered that Jalokivi give the lands back. Such an act, however, breached their fuedal contract, and Jalokivi found himself backed by an unlikely coalition of peasants, merchants and nobles alike. Kurakov had no dependable allies and when the dust settled it was Jalokivi who had won. The greedy Baron was stripped of his titles by the local Count, who granted them to the victorious Jalokivi, before having the traitor executed for his crimes.

Jalokivi had told the story of his father's battle against the foul Kurakov many times. It was always a crowd pleaser. It was his mines that kept the Tsunatontu armies armed, his iron that made up the blades of the peasants' ploughs. And now, with this new deal with the far-off Amazons, it would be his iron the King would be buying in bulk to send to them for gold.

He knew he shouldn't be bitter. He was being paid for his services, after all. But he knew how politics worked. The Count demanded a large portion of the iron be kept back for his purchase, and took the lion's share of any profits the Baron made beyond that. The Duke, in turn, did the same to the Count, and the King to the Duke. A clever system. In theory, in meant all the nobles were paid according to their station. In practice, it meany whenever there was a deal like this one, almost all the gold went to the King, the Duke and the Count, while the Baron, the one actually producing all the iron, saw barely a trickle of the profits. All around him where other Barons desperate to get a slice of the action - if he dared oppose even the Count, he would find no support amongst his peers. Opposing the King? Out of the question. He simply had to grit his teeth and smile as his money found its way into other people's coffers.

It had been a clear, dry night and the Baron had been planning on having a quiet night in. He and his top lieutenants were in his manor's smoking room, decanting some bitter Sima and playing a few games of chess when a messenger arrived at the door.

"So sorry to bother you, M'lord, but a most important guest has arrived at the door. You'll want to greet him personally, sir"

Who could it possibly be? The count? The duke, mayhap? The Baron got up and went to go see.

The figure standing at the door was dressed in a dark riding cloak, but he could not hide the fine quality of his clothing. He wore little jewellery, but his hair was long and he had no beard, a sure sign of his noble status. One glance at his hip, at the gem-encrusted haft of his saber, told the Baron this was no petty lord like himself. But it was only as he let him in that he caught sight of the signet ring on his finger.

"I hate to disturb you at such a time of night" said Prince Iyiiro "But I have an important proposition for you that simply cannot wait until we next happen to meet by chance."

The Baron bowed deeply "Why, my lord, it is no disturbance at all! Please, come, sit by the fire! Tis a biting cold night, and you must have travelled far!"

The lieutenants were dismissed from the smoking room as the Baron's servants fetched the Prince a bottle of the good Sima. Once the formalities were out the way and both men had a glass, the Baron finally asked what it was that brought the royal son all the way out here.

The Prince did not answer immediately. "It is a shame that you should live in such a small manor, Baron. Your mines are the lifeblood of bith our armies and our farmers, yet you live in the kind of home any good merchant could buy."

The Baron's answer was even "It is a home befitting of my station, my lord"

"Oh, I meant no disrespect. It is a fine place, filled with fine people." The Prince responded. "But a man of your importance should not be content with merely 'fine'. 'Fine' is for the businessman, for the man who has made his money and is content not to make any more. 'Fine' is for the retired man, who wants somewhere cozy to live out the rest of his days. But you, good Baron... 'fine' is far too low for a man of your stature"

"I hope you did not travel from the capital merely to pass judgements on the suitability of my house" the Baron raised an eyebrow.

The Prince shook his head "Of course not. In fact, I come with a deal. One that I think may interest you greatly"

The Baron had not been the most active participant in politics. But even he could not fail to notice the air of conspiracy that seemed to hang in the air. "Go on..."

"As I'm sure you're aware, we still have lands that belong to our people in the hands of a foreign power. Our people, toiling under strangers. Tyrants exploiting our brothers and sisters for their own selfish ends. This needs to stop."

"My lord, we are already preparing for war. A border guard has been set up, my workers are pulling double shifts..."

The prince interrupted "We are ready for the war, Baron. Yet the King... My father... He continues to dither. He shows no spine when it comes to reclaiming our ancestral lands. It is as though he does not wish to go to war"

The Baron sat and thought for a moment. If the Prince was saying what he thought he was saying... "I'm sure His Majesty is simply preparing for every eventuality"

"Or waiting for a way out." The prince noted wryly. "I can see no reason why he shows hesitation. He has the men, the weapons, the support... Now he seems determined to fritter away our steel on consorting with... Savages."

The baron winced. The trade had been a sore spot for him. Not that he disagreed with it, but it was supposed to enrich them all. But he had gained nothing. If he, a noble, had not seen any major changes, then what would the peasants gain? This was a deal that only benefitted the King.

"You think we shouldn't have traded with the Amazons?" Asked the Baron.

"I think that decision should have been left in the hands of the man who's iron is being traded, not the King." Said the Prince. "Especially with the war coming. It shows that, once again, Father cares only about his own wallet and not his subjects - noble or common."

Yes. It was hard to find fault with the young Prince's words. Harsh as he sounded, everything he said was true. "So what do you hope to do?"

"I want to force his hand. Find out where his loyalties truly lie." The Prince looked down at his glass, trembling with... Fury? Anticipation? Nerves? It was hard to say. "I am gathering as many true patriots of Tsunatontu as I can. On my own, i have had no luck convincing the King to abandon his avarice and think of the people. He thinks, because of our ancestry, that ypu will remain loyal to him no matter what he does. He would sacrifice our nation to satisfy his own greed, and he expects us all to go along with it."
"Thats not going to happen. If I can gather enough men, enough nobles like yourself, to back me up, maybe tigether we can show him that Tsunatontu is not his personal playground. Maybe we can show him he can't do what he wants. And maybe we can force him to start this war and bring justice to our brothers and sisters across the border."

"And if he doesn't listen to us?"

The Prince smiled thinly. "Then I need enough men to help me throw a tyrant off his throne."

The Baron needed a moment to think. Moving against the King like this... Was that not treason? If anyone knew they even had this talk, his neck would be in the chopping block. And yet everything the Prince had said was true. The King had overstepped his authority by using the Baron's mines. The very fact the Count could reserve iron without paying for it was an affront to the Baron's authority. These were his lands, dammit! Why was he forced to sacrifice what he and his workers had achieved to fund some foreigners adventures?

But could he trust the Prince? "What will you have me do?"

"Just give me your word that when the time is right, you will back me up. Whether that be with words or with steel."

Seemed simple enough. "And what do I have to gain from this?"

"You mean other than greater autonomy, control over your own mines and a guarantee that any profits you make, you keep?" The prince smiled a little wider "Its no secret you're the only real moneymaker in the county - no, the duchy. You should have a title that fits your power"

Increased authority in his owm lands, more money and a new title? It seemed almost too good to be true. With minimum committment, the Baron could do for his children whatnhis father had done for him. He could leave behind a legacy he could be proud of - and change the shape of Tsunatontu politics forever.

"Alright. You have my support, my Prince."

As the Prince offered a profound thanks, the Baron finished his Sima. Soon, he thought, soon the time would come where his contributions would finally be recognised. With the Prince on the throne, he would finally earn what he was rightfully due.

How is this?

@SoulChrysamere

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This absolutely is something I'm interested in. Keep me posted!
*Poking his head in*

Well, this looks fun
The Curious Expedition


(Collab with @Yennefer)

The birthing pool was still, having already created it’s most recently children the day before, it would be at least another day before anymore were born forth from the waters, unless of course one of the Shamans stoked the pool into action using some form of sacrifice. Leaning on her spear Alwai gave a sigh, and touched her smooth cheek, it was cool, and felt almost as if it was made of river stone. She was getting old, and soon would join her sisters in the garden of ancestors, or die in battle.




This fucking jungle. What kind of creature on Wendigo’s green earth could possibly deign to call this home? For Aku, it was hard to believe that anything could live here, let alone sentient life. Someone actually chose to live here. Permanently. For the rest of their life. Utterly wild.

They’d been travelling for a couple of weeks now. After that little “incident” in Karakor that wound up with two nobles dead and a young lady without a husband, the King had been insistent on his daughter settling down her wild antics and learn to become a proper royal. So he set her up on a diplomatic mission to the great jungles in the west to speak with the Amazon tribes and see if they can’t maybe muster up some kind of mutual agreement that could provide even the slightest of advantage against the bastard Freishannese. Aku had to question the logic of sending a young, fiery Princess who had made no secret of her attraction to the noble women at court into a jungle of creatures that were apparently nothing but women, but hey, he was just a bodyguard. Who was he to question the authority of an old and respected king who had spent the last twenty years never bothering to leave his goddamn castle?

But bloody hell, they could have sent them anywhere else. Anywhere at all. They could have gone to a nice civilised kingdom with plains and castles and cities. But nope, Aku’s luck determined that he was gonna be packed off and sent away to some forgotten hellhole that even the Ancient Ones themselves wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole being held by someone else. If the heat wasn’t making him sweat through his armour, there were animals who saw him as nothing more than a snack. Even the plants couldn't be trusted - they’d already lost someone because they dared to stop for a rest for a couple of minutes. But Aku was nothing if not loyal, and he battled on regardless. It better be bloody worth it at the end, or he swore, he’d run the king through himself…

The jungle was quite filled with fog this morning, a person likely not being able to really see more than ten feet in front of them. Another thing to notice would be the quiet, everything was silent, not a bird in the trees making a noise, not a bug clicking as it moved through the underbrush, not even the sound of the strange goat like animals that seemed to wander the well traveled animal paths of the jungle were to be heard, no, it was a silence like that of a cold death far from civilization.

A shadow in the fog, what could it have been, then another, but this one was large, strangling shaped, it might even resemble some paintings of dragons of old, but then it too was gone. A low hooting sound came from the branches above their heads, then another in the distance, then another even further away.

Like children huddling from the boogeymen in the closet, the ragged delegation bundled together. Obviously it wouldnt provide them much protection if whatever the thing was decided it did want to chow down upon one of the greyskinned intruders, but it gave them the illusion of safety. Sometimes that was enough. And sometimes, just sometimes, the trees would break and everyone would get a lovely view of the sky shining down from above like the finger of God, before the oppressive heat, hanging vines and thick fog would once again plunge them into obscurity. A part of Aku feared they would never escape - that the stories they had heard were lies or illusions, and that they would be lost in this jungle forever, chasing a myth. It was a thought that seemed impossible to shake off.

As the silence settled once more, a odd shrieking sound, and clicking would come from the group’s left, louder it grew, and soon the found of feet joined it, though what came from the fog was no woman, instead it was a group, at least fifteen of them of bipedal reptiles carrying spears and clubs. They gave a shrill screech at the sight of the party before them, and began stamping their feet, clicking their tongue and thrusting their weapons into the air.

“Skinks!” one soldier cried. “Kobolds!” said another. What they were didnt really matter. The problem was, they were in the way, and by the looks of things, they werent exactly happy with the intruders in their territory.

As head bodyguard, it fell to Aku to give out commands. “Close rank! Protect the Princess!” he barked, his voice painfully unsuited to the position of authority he had been granted. But Anikki wasn’t a fan of that plan. “Come on then, ya ugly bastards!”

A slight snapping sound could be heard, and the reptilian men stopped dead in place, not moving as they looked around, their leather shields being brought up. They seemed worried about something, and it wasn’t Anikki and her group. Almost if there was some signal given, arrows and javelins filled the air from the brush on either side of the reptiles, the primitive yet effective weapons punching holes in the creatures, that left them stumbling to the ground, foaming blood issuing from their mouths. One began to run, but suddenly a large set of jaws came from the fog and snatched him off his feet, both disappearing once more into the white, the only sign that they’d even been there was the sound of bones cracking, and snapping as the beast ate the smaller creature… Once more things fell deathly silent, the group was left staring at the dead lizardmen.

Well… that simplified matters. But before they could allow themselves to be relieved, the question of HOW that happened was already running through the Drow. Their mage died weeks ago. Who could have done this - and more importantly, were they friendly?

Nothing happened, for a long moment it was still, and quiet. Then suddenly an arrow launched through the fog and impaled itself in the ground before the group, then a second slightly further away, then a third even further, like a path was being created for the group.

Anikki took the executive decision. “That way.” She shook free of the circle that had formed around her and darted along the path. Aku swiftly followed, “Come on, boys. Or would you rather wait for the skinks to come back?”

For several minutes they would follow the path, and still nothing appeared before them, simply more jungle. Occasionally noises could be heard, the hooting sounds would emit all around them then go quiet again. They would finally come to a clearing, a woman standing along in the middle, her face covered by the skull of what looked like some kind of reptile, her body bare except for paint that obscured any fine details of her flesh, in her hand was a club with what looked like some large beast’s teeth embedded into the sides.

Almost out of instinct, at the sight of the woman, the mottley troupe averted their eyes. All but two, that was. The Princess herself, and Aku; Anikki looked out of curiousity and admiration, Aku because his duty as a bodyguard came before his modesty. For a long time no-one spoke. Then, in order to break the silence and to stop Anikki’s blatant ogling, Aku finally spoke. “I assume it’s you we have to thank for removing those lizards?”

The woman only growled in reply, and from the brush around them, stood up even more of the warriors, all of them dressed in varying forms of paint, feathers, and bones, their weapons pointed towards the group, whether it was spears bows, or javelins. Still they were quiet, at least for the moment, a single woman walked forward from the fog, she was dressed rather regally, and held up a hand then motioned at the group. “Lay down your weapons, or you will die.”

Aku raised a closed fist. Then, realising everyone was still looking at the ground, he clarified “Come on, gents, swords away!” and they sheathed their swords. Except, of course, Anikki, who seemed determined to get the entire crew murdered. Even after her bodyguard elbowed her, she refused to drop her sword.

“Ani, let’s not start a fight.”

The Princess seemed insulted at the idea. “What, and give them the advantage? Come off it, Aku”

“They HAVE the advantage” Aku bristled. “This isnt like Karakor. You can’t fight your way out of everything”

“Watch me”

Of course she’d say that. Idiot was gonna end up committing suicide by angry Amazon. “Ani, if you die, we’re all dead. This isn’t just you we’re talking about, and if you keep waving that bloody thing about, they WILL kill us! At least this way there’s a chance!”

A look of aggravation crossed the woman with the bow’s face, and in a blue of movement, there was suddenly two arrows in the air, one impaling the ground right next to Ani’s foot, the other hitting the hilt of the sword just above Ani’s hand. “Only warning. Put it away or I kill you before you can even take a step.”

Ani didn’t show any sign that she was gonna drop it. She narrowed her eyes at the Amazons and for a brief, terrifying moment, Aku thought she was gonna attack. So in an act of physical force most unbecoming, he grabbed the damn thing out her hands.
“You are going to get us killed!” he hissed as he jabbed into her sheathe. Glares were exchanged, but Anikki saw something in her friend’s eyes. It wasn’t anger, but fear. He was scared of these Amazons. Why? Didn’t he have faith in their abilities?

“Better.” The woman approached them and stopped. “I am Tamo, Elder of the Momo tribe, why have you come to our lands? Outsiders do not last long in this place.” Her nose would wrinkle a bit as she looked them over, and stopped on Aku for a moment. “Tiny.” She said simply before looking back to Ani. “You are their leader?”

Anikki’s lip curled up in the hints of a snigger. “Momo…” before earning a sharp elbow to the gut by Aku. She cleared her throat and began again. “Oh, sorry. Um. My name’s Anikki Ykkonen, princess of Tsunatontu and second heir to the throne. Nice to meet you.”

Aku cleared his throat, signalling her to go on. “Oh, and this is my friend Aukustii. Aku for short.”

Right, fuck this noise, time to take over. “We’re here on a diplomatic mission from Tsunatontu.” Aku rolled his eyes “We were told your people may be around here and we hoped to speak with your leader”

“You act more like a leader so you no get those who follow dead.” Turning from the group Tomo would begin walking away, the women still surrounding them ready to strike at the first sign of danger. “Come we talk, I am leader of tribe, so now have found me to speak with.”

Crisis averted. But there was no time to rest on their laurels. These deadly women could fall upon them and tear them all to shreds if they wished. Best to keep them on side for now. They made to follow, the soldiers still very clearly averting their gaze from all the scantily clad women kicking about.

They walked for some time, before eventually moving through a curtain of vines, and laid out before them was a village, huts strewn about stone temples, large stone statues brooding over those that entered. A circle of amazons seemed to have been made near the center of the village where two of the warriors were fighting each other, full contact too became apparently was one slammed their fist into the other’s face and sent her spinning into the dirt.

“We go to shrine for talk.” Tomo said simply. “Only two, others stay here watching, eat.”

Well, that certainly got their attention. Anikki looked more keen to run up and join in with the brawl than sit in some boring old shrine and talk politics, but it was kind of her job to do that. She did have another ambassador with her that she could theoretically send in her place. But in the end, Aku got to stay outside and watch the pretty ladies while she was lumped with some-level beaurecrat.

“Keep them in line for me, eh, Aku?” she told the younger soldier as she gathered her assistant and went off with the Elder.

Within moments food and drink were brought to the group waiting for the Princess to be done speaking with Tomo, sustenance seemed to consist of some kind of wine made from a very very sweet fruit, and the food itself was some sort of roasted fowl.

Tomo stopped before a enormous statue of a woman, and stared up at it. “Speak before eyes of Goddess.” Tomo said simply to Aki. “Why come here?”

“Goddess?” Ani glanced up at the towering statue. These people… had goddesses? She shouldn’t really be surprised - they seemed like backwards savages after all - but it was just such a shock to hear that word. Her shock must have shown in her face, because the other ambassador, an elderly Drow lady, piped up quickly “The Princess is here to discuss a potential alliance and trade deal with the people of your nation. Is that not right, Princess?” The last word came out a little tersely

“Huh? Oh, hai, hai, that!” This was gonna be a disaster, this was…

The brows of Tomo furrowed as she considered this offer. “Many come, many ask alliance, trade these things Kitini know not.” She looked up at the Goddess once more and reached out gently touching the foot of the statue. “Goddess give life, birth to Kitini, give birth to Tomo we stay near Goddess, no leave for alliance, no leave for trade. You trade with Tribeswomen, that it though.”

If it wasn’t already painfully clear that Anikki was a total novice to the whole negotiation thing, her reaction to that surely gave it away. She blinked in surprise. “What? Surely you have some kind of enemy that you’d like protection against. A-and we’ve been fighting for years, do you even have training? You guys are surrounded, after all.”

“Enemies come to Kitini tribes and die in jungle, foreigners come to Kitini tribes and die in jungle, all die in jungle, Kitini tribes live.”

“Odd. We said that about our plains. Trust me. Someone will break through eventually, and they’ll use smoke and fire to do it. You need an organised force here. Someone who knows how these guys fight.” she smiled thinly “And that happens to be us”

“Survive this long easy enough, Ninika tribe fight generations against North Men still no fall, now you here, with pointy ears, fancy clothes, fancy weapons, think we need help from you. Think we need protection from you, but you just say you fail to protect selves.”

Anikki looked down at her clothes, marred and mucky from the slog through the jungle. Then she looked back up at the Amazon. “I’m trying to tell you that even the strongest empire has its weaknesses. Its inevitable. The advantage comes when two people with different strengths cover each others weaknesses.” She paused and thought for a moment “Have you ever heard of trebuchets? Catapults? Balistas?”

“Tomo has heard of these things, massive weapons for massive walls.” She frowned a bit. “Useless in jungle. Tell Tomo, what princess expects from Kitini for alliance.”

“Where do you get your weapons from?” the princess asked suddenly. “Cant be many mines around here, can there?”

“Make weaons from stone, wood, and black glass.” She said simply as she waved a hand towards a pair of arrows resting on a table nearby with stone heads.

“What, no iron? Steel? Mithril? Silver?”

“No these are things we no have, Do not make. Have seen Iron, no have iron, have bone though, bone work well as weapons.”

She was going to argue her point - but she realised she could just show her instead. “Do you mind coming with me for a second?” She asked

Tomo would cock a brow before shrugging, and following the Princess. “Tomo will follow.”

Outside, the assembled gadabouts, desperately trying to avert their gaze from any of the passing Amazons who dared so much as glance in their direction, were sitting in a circle, looking firmly at each other and talking amongst themselves. One word from Aku had them on their feet and saluting.

“Can I borrow someone’s hammer?” she asked the assembly, who promptly managed to produce one from the only guy with a warhammer that actually survived. Well, it was more one of those one handed hammers, so it wasnt utterly worthless in a jungle environment, and it was perfect for what Ani wanted to do.

“Alright, get me one of your bone swords” she told Tomo

Nodding towards a warrior, the woman stepped forward and set a flat almost paddle looking object on the table before the Princess. It was completely made of bone, with sharp serrated teeth embedded into the thinner blades on either side fo the paddle like weapon

The Princess took the sword in hand and passed the hammer to Aku. “You know what to do.” she told him. He certainly did. As the Princess held the blade out flat, Aku, with a mighty swing, slammed down on the bone blade. Under that kind of pressure, it splintered immediately, shards of ivory flying everywhere as the sword split into two equally useless ends.

Aku and Ani both looked at Tomo as if to say “Well?” but neither said anything. The shattered sword was a statement that needed no clarification.

“See I do..” Tomo said mildly as she walked forward and took the hammer, holding it out and looking it over. “Hmm.. We discuss trade for this in bath.”

“You guys have communal baths here?” A few eyes perked up. That was a familiar thing to hear so far from home.

“A spring, river runs next to, keeswater clean, we use it to bathe in.”

“Fair enough. So when does that happen?”

“Now” Tomo would lead them down a path through several sets of vines, and between huts, and fires. Upon reaching the spring it would be seen there were already several of the Momo tribeswomen bathing, and chatting, Tomo herself disrobing and entering the water, and sitting and waiting for the foreigners to join them.

With an uncharacteristic eagerness, the troops swiftly disrobed and sank beneath the water, completely changing their tune from their near pathological insistence of avoiding looking at the scantily clad ladies around them. Nudity was okay, but scant dressing was not, it seemed. The only one who reserved themselves was, you guessed it, Aku. He blushed furiously when he saw women actually naked and decided to sod the whole business, claiming he would look after everyone’s gear from potential thieves. Ani let him. She had ladies to flirt with.

The hammer was passed over to the women who were already in the spring, and they began to look it over curiously, testing it’s weight etc. Tomo looked up and leaned back on the edge of the pool and tapped her fingers against a rock. “What want in exchange for these items?”

That was a good question. These jungle fighters wouldn’t fare well in the icy pits of the Drow homeland, but they also seemed to lack the modern equipment the Drow so desperately needed. With war on the horizon, they needed good weapons, strong fighters and raw materials with which to make weapons, armour and defences.

“What are you like with magic?” Anikki asked, washing her arms

“Have shamans, powerful magic users, more powerful warriors though…” Tomo stood up and walked over to a rock that weighed at least two hundred pounds, and lifted it up above her head and then hurled it into the river. “Strong.”

They had good strength, she’d give them that. But its the cold thats the problem. “You get snow here? I cant imagine it.

“Know not what snow be.” She slipped back into the water, and stared for a moment. “You still no make offer for what want.”

“Sorry. There’s just a lot of things to consider. Frankly, I can’t think of anything we can trade. No offense, but all your stuff seems best suited for jungles - which is fine, but we don’t live in jungles, and we don’t fight in jungles. We’d be poked if we used your weapons and tactics in our homeland”

Frowning a bit, Tomo looked back at a woman standing nearby and gave her a nod. “Tomo assume all foreigners want same thing.” When the woman returned she was carrying a tray, and upon the tray was several chunks of raw gold. “This trade?”

That was… A hefty price. She felt sort of bad. “Isn't that too much? I mean, its steel, its not like its STUPIDLY valuable…”

Looking back at the gold on the tray, she turned back to the Princess. “This not just for hammer, this for more. You bring more, for this in exchange.”

“Well… alright. But how do you have gold and no steel?”

“Does it come from same place? We found this, pretty enough, but no good for much else. Outsiders like though. You think on it.. Tomo must do other things, eat, sleep, then go see chieftess… Maybe bring Princess.”

Well, that went better than she thought. The look on her dad's face when she came back with Gold! But for now, they had to rest up, talk things over and deal with all the finer details after a hot meal and a cold drink.
He could be an elf dwarf, would explain why he looks the way he does.


That was kinda the thing I was going for. Dunno if thats reason enough for not having a beard but thats my story
@Brithwyr you can do literally any of that, but you have to have a beard. It is TRADITION


Well, I was never one for tradition. Am I accepted?
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