BrobyDDark

The Dress

This thread is dicks. Why would you ever want to talk about this? Anyway, it's blue and black. If anyone tells you otherwise, punch them right in the dick.

I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

Mine's always flopped to the side.

YOU KNOW WHAT

Hey. HEY. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT PIZZA?

Aeon's Graphic Adventure [Game]

>Go North >Look for trouble

Aeon's Graphic Adventure [Game]

>Laugh heartily and exclaim victory >Point at the bard and suggest that a victory song be played everytime someone defeats a monster

le ebin maymays!

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk> CHANGE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND RIGHT, CHANGE.

@Keyguyperson

ftfy

Wish Granted (Game)

Granted. The physical embodiment of this game is now big and muscley. He lives a horrible life because he can barely move his arms and he has a tough time fitting through doors. You ruined him. You monster. I wish writer's block wasn't a thing.

Guys

@Teoinsanity Oh ouch. That's a good retort tbh. What happened to us, Teo? We used to be diamond mining buddies on mc. You were so chill too. Have you been consorting with a bad crowd? Are they pressuring you to make poor life choices?

@Doivid

Teo is on the drugs. We'll have to have a long conversation with his parents about it.

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Says the guy who just used an old comic book reaction img

@Teoinsanity

You can't be this stupid.

Guys

Look Doivid,Stupidty is only good when its funny,and this stupid debate aint funny,Just like you,so don't jump to judgements

@Teoinsanity

Hate to say this twice in one week, but.... Irony.

Choose your own adventure.

WIP as of now. I'll finish this some time later.

Fresh Prince of Somewhereland

Chillin' Part 2

Sword Guy A: Check out letter

Sword Guy B: Gather supplies to continue after the marauders

Stealth Guy A: Read letter

Stealth Guy B: Answer Door

Muscle Guy A: Answer Door

Muscle Guy B: Poorly Read Letter

Magic Guy A: Answer Door

Magic Guy B: Answer Door

Magic Guy C: Ready Letter

Dragon Part 2

DID SOMEBODY SAY SIDE-STORY!?

>Be lowly farmer >Have barely enough food to feed myself, let alone feed an entire family >See something flying in the distance >It's getting closer >mfw it's a fucking dragon >Try to warn someone >Everyone is frozen solid wtf >Turn to see the dragon coming closer >It lands on your hut >It begins to open it's mouth, probably to shoot unholy fire at me >this_is_the_end.jpg >Instead it laughs >A pants-shittingly terrifying laugh, but a laugh nonetheless >Raise my pitchfork like it could actually do shit against a god damn mythical beast >"W-what do you want, foul monster?" >"BAHAHAHAHA! MY BOY, YOU HAVEN"T CHANGED A BIT! I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS SOME DAMAGE, BUT APPARENTLY YOU REINCARNATED PERFECTLY! BWAHAHAHAHA!" >mfw >MFW >"Wh-what the bloody hell are you talking about?" >The fucking dragon is crying from laughing so hard >"I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, MY BOY! DO YOU ACTUALLY NOT REMEMBER!? YOUR PAST LIFE!? YOUR KINGDOM!? YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT!" >wtf >"What kingdom?" >"BAH. THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN THAT NOW. CLIMB ON ME BACK SO I CAN TAKE YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG." >Do as the dragon says >Wouldn't want him getting angry at me after all >But first >"Before we go, will the people be alright?" >"OF COURSE. THE SPELL WEARS OFF IN AN HOUR. NOW, LET'S FLY!" >Me and the dragon fly away >mfw I'm riding a dragon >mfw I'M RIDING A FUCKING DRAGON