DO YOU PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS? IS YOUR LIVER SUCCULENT ENOUGH TO BE DEVOURED BY OUR REPTILIAN LORD AND SAVIOR?
BrobyDDark
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r u th rl actraiser???
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I specifically stated, "Or I could be talking out of my ass."
Yeah, but that would've been too easy to comment on.
to love the shitpost
Best way to spot a new guy? See if they mention Spam loving shitposts.
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He's that guy that stood up for the rights of black people. You know the one. "I have a dream," yadda yadda.
No, that was Barack Obama. Nelson Mandela invented peanut butter.
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So Women ?
Oh. . . I think I finally understand. It was Morgan Freemen. Morgan Freemen was in all those.
Who was Nelson Mandela then?
The more he posts, the more I worry that I was right about the mental institution.
What if- and this is a huge what if- you just go back in time and kidnap yourself so you can be your own henchman. I mean, and this is according to my own theory, you're so unimportant to the timeline that it would be too small a paradox to actually cause damage. It's the perfect crime!
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STOP. FUCKING. WITH. TIME.
You start fucking with time then time starts fucking with you. If you keep fucking it back, then very soon space will join in and start fucking with you too. By then it's too late and the Multiverse starts collapsing, and when that happens all the universes start forming into one. Maybe in the new Earth Prime, you're a black lesbian transexual, or a young Hispanic child with autism.
Now that you know that, ask yourself; What happens when the Multiverses start converging? That's right, you fucked the Omniverse, congrats, you're now pregnant.
Assuming multiverse theory is correct, in Earth Prime we're all black lesbian transexuals.
THE STATUS TELLS ALL.
Actually, ActRaiser is currently in a mental institution typing from a computer he's allowed to use every two weeks. He doesn't rule the world, he just has a food mat at the dinner table that is a map of the world.
In this timeline ActRaiser was commited instead of being allowed to continue his insanity in public. His release date is September 17th 2017 and he will leave a fully functioning human being.
What timeline do we move to now that I've told him the truth?
In this timeline ActRaiser was commited instead of being allowed to continue his insanity in public. His release date is September 17th 2017 and he will leave a fully functioning human being.
What timeline do we move to now that I've told him the truth?
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