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24 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Was just chatting with Doc on Discord when I brought up the idea of Injustice in this RP's universe, and I figured I'd bring the discussion here.

So. The biggest and bestest superhero went nuts and created a totalitarian dystopia. Who did it and where would your characters be in that mess?
Pretty sure it was something like the Gotham Knights. Usually in comics there's a bunch of different sports team names floating around. Metropolis has had at least ten.
Well, let's get some discussion going here shall we, without giving away too much of your season, where are you all hoping for your characters to end up by season's end?


Might sound weird, but Blade's story here is a bit of a coming of age one where he finally has to come to terms with the fact that hunting the supernatural isn't a game and he has a pretty big job on his hands. Don't worry though, he's not gonna go all dark and serious, just gonna wisen up a bit and be a teensy bit more mature in how he acts. Finally, not to spoil anything major, but his feud with Deacon will wrap up quite a bit differently than the usual fare as well.

Oh and he's definitely giving his shop a name by the end of the season.

And maybe losing an arm so I can give him a roboarm.
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You kooky kids with your 'chapters'. Just be like me, and tell your whole story as one congealed, inseparable block of posts. Where does one arc end and the next begin? Who can say?!


Fuck you old man, I do as I please! *does a sick ollie over Doc*
Speaking of being done with chapters, that post is also the end of my own first chapter (or volume, like I listed in my post catalog).


Just wanted to say it properly in the thread, but my plans for Spider-Man are now looking a little... Ambitious, considering I really overestimated the number of posts I'd be able to churn out in this timeframe. To be clear, I'm not dropping or anything of the sort, but I guess I'd like to put out a warning well in advance for anyone interested: My arc might end up feeling a little disjointed across the eventual season break from 1 to 2. But, hey, I guess we'll see what happens.


As long as our crossover is still on, I think I'll live.

E: But in all seriousness, as long as you don't ghost us I'm pretty sure everyone will be fine... And for real, you better not ghost us, I really like your Spidey.
Also Uni and making low effort shitposts in MS Paint.


Uni and ruining things, name a more iconic duo.


Maxx and not providing context
And Maxx posts a meme with absolutely no context.

I will provide.

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