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9 yrs ago
Current Finnaly got Mass Effect Andromeda, dont think ill sleep till i max out the Krogen Gladiator
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9 yrs ago
Not gonna lie, its a little reassuring to know im not the only one who can't sleep at 1 in the morning.
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9 yrs ago
Not sure if Anyone cares but just took state for culinary management and I've never been happier in my life!
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9 yrs ago
Giving this another shot. Not sure if I'll stay
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10 yrs ago
Back from my break! Let's do this! (Going on a three week trip tomorrow posting will be sporadic)
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I don't believe in a dead tred so if you happen across any of my old abandoned projects PM me and we can see about starting it back up.

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After giving his shirt speech Stefano heard of in the distance, the sound of orc horns. The bellowing sound of the horn in the still air, the distant crunch of hundreds of heavy feet on the barren soil, the stink of a bestial hoard that could be smelled even from here, the low primal growl issuing from his dog pack with their hackles raised in fury, and the regal screech of Drusilla as she soared above the battlefield sent a euphoric chill of pure adrenalin from the base of Stefano's skull to the bottom of his spine. Moments like this were the reason Stefano lived.He smiled like a drunk man and nodded towards Ludivico. It was time.

Stefano and his pack of animals moved back to their overview position. He looked out and listened with only half an ear to the orc commander bellowing his orders. He saw his three opponents break away from the hoard and towards his flank. Two had two axes each much like Ludivico, they would be quicker and ferrous but he trusted his hounds would be more than caple of slowing them down. No, his target was the big bastard with the two hander. It would be easier for the team to to dodge it but with the orcs strength, even if the twins tried to block it with their shields their arms would shatter from the force of the blow. This orc would be the first to die.

Stefano starred down the charging greenskins with a trained eye gauging the distance, estimating their speed and studying the bounce and movement of their run. He dropped to one knee to steady his aim. As he did so he raised a gloved arm calling down Drusilla. The falcon swooped from the heavens eyes looking forward eager to be airborne again. Stefano had his mark in mind now to set it up.

He spoke softly to his pets. "Agrippina, Livilla, Incitatus, My sweet hounds, taste blood this day and protect your family so I might protect you." at this he gave the signal to charge and heel, a drawn out low whistle ending in a high pitched cut off. The hounds took off, past the assembled flank. The bloodhounds took the two axes while Incitatus charged the twohander, nipping at their heels and calves then darting away only to circle back and do the same.

Stefano then locked his eyes on the orc with the large axe he took a deep breath and made him and that orc the entire world. He threw his arm that was Drusilla's perch towards his target and as she took off ready to rend his flesh with her razor sharp talons, Stefano drew his arqubus to his shoulder and took an even larger and deeper breath, shrinking his existence to contain only his gun and the middle of the orcs stumpy neck. He choose that spot beacause should his shot drop he would still hit the beast in the chest and should he aim high the bullet would go through the monsters head. He counted the moments in a still soundless world 1,2,3,4 to the hunter an eternity. The orc raised his chin and weapon, to ward a swooping falcon away from his face. This was all Stefano needed. He pulled the trigger, the match was lit an explosion...

An overload of his senses as he was snapped out of his trance. The crack of his gun, the forceful recoil, men and orc shouting, the sulfuric stench of gunpowder, the distance baying of the blood hounds and most importantly, the explosive spray of blood spreading from the front and out the back of the orcs neck. Pure ecstasy of the kill.

Stefano savored it only a moment before throwing himself into motion. He ripped open one of his plugs of gunpowder and began filling the smoking arqubus. He wanted the powder and ball in before Drusilla returned to be given a new target. And then he would have to reset the match and zero in on a the next most dangerous mark. He smiled and spoke to himself, "Alright Ludi my new friend, let's see what you got."

@Skull
@Arthanus Can't wait!
By the way physically what kind of orcs are we talking here? Like Warhammer or Warcraft orcs that are no necked heavy shoulder messes of muscle, or more like a DnD orc that's more like a muscular human?
@Arthanus
@Blubaron45 I like your boxing sigs. I take it you're a fan?

<Snipped quote by Cuddle Pot>

How I imagine Stefano and the NPCs will be like in your next post.

Called it perfectly!
Temperance will be missed but other then that unless I'm mistaken I think we're ready to advance to the early stages of the battle what do you think boss?

@Arthanus @SirSqueakalot91
Stefano smiled at the brilliance of the plan and addressed the party himself, "Listen up boys! Our plan requires you to trust me, a man you won't be able to hear, to watch your backs. It requires you to trust in a weapon I trust none of you have every seen. Except me and Ludi of course." he unshouldered his arquebus and hold it out to be inspected. "This is my rifle! There are none like it and I'm damn proud of that! This baby, as long as I hit my mark, will instantly drop or cripple an orc. I need you to help ensure I hit that mark. She makes a hell of a loud noise when fired I need you to be prepared for that, and be able to ignore it and keep fighting. at this he pulled the fun away and shouldered the arquebus again. "My life is in your hands gentlemen, and yours mine. With luck this should be one hell of a hunt."

Stefano ment every word, his original plan before meeting Ludivico was to take a few shots and retreat when the peasants were doomed. Yet this new plan sounded far more fun!
BTW I'm sorry if some of the scenes and interactions my character has with the soldiers seems pointless and random. I do it to show character development and glimpses of my Stefano's personality. I don't like including personality in a character sheet, I prefer to show not tell. Sorry just feel like I should explain myself.
Stefano woke up around Ludivico's fire and dusted himself of. Seeing Ludivico still asleep he whistled for his hounds and returned to his former tent to retrieve whatever was left. He found the site ransacked with whatever possessions not stolen were sprawled across the ground. He sighed and assesed the damaged. His wine, spare cloths, and lute were nowhere to be seen. His Lyre remained and was luckily undamaged. He looked for his paintings he had made since being kicked out of his home and he found them all, burned to ash in his own fire pit that is. The bastards had taking his pain and smeared it all over his bedroll as a final insult. The idiots did make one terrible mistake. They left all his gunpowder and musket balls.

Later

Stefano found Ludi assembled in simple lines assembled to hear the commanders speech. Stefano was barely paying attention as his skin itches and his blood was boiling in anticipation for the battle. He did shift his focus when Leroy's head spun 90 degrees from the punch he received. Stefano listened to the newcomers plan and joked to Ludivico, My first mutiny! are they all this exciting?" he laughed at his response and turned his focus to the squad they were assigned to.

Three men one looked barely 16. The youth looked so nervous that Stefano was more worried about him slipping on his own urine rather than fighting. He looked like a village kid, not even a farmer based on his skinny arms. A shopkeepers boy perhaps. Stefano looked him over and knew what he needed. He had been given a way to survive in Silas' plan. What he needed was a reason. "Hey kid... How about a little wager?"

"Exc..excuse me sir?" he asked timidly. "You heard me. An honest bet between two soldiers. I say we both busy our coinpurses here. And whoever is still alive gets to retrieve them both." Stefano said matter of factly. "That's morbid! Why would I do something like that!" Stefano responded calmly, Because My dear imbecile there is no way you can lose! If I die you walk out of here with a heavy sack of gold to bring back to whatever hovel you climbed out of. If you die then you leave this world with the happy thought of making me a little richer. But more than likely all goes to plan and we meet back here shake hands like gentlemen and go on our merry ways alive and having lost nothing in the process! Come even an ignoramus like yourself can see the fun in this!"

The boy pondered for a few moments then smiled and outstretched his hand, "Alright mister you have a deal! Shake on it?" Stefano pushed his hand down, "I'll shake your hand when we meet back here." the boy nodded and they set to work burrying their money. "Imbecile? Hovel? Ignoramus? What do those words mean?"

"I'll tell you later."

After the deed was done Stefano turned to Ludivico,"I don't like this Ludi, the terrain is too flat for me to find a good during position. The hills behind me will keep me out of danger and able to provide the cover fire you need, but It will be difficult to signal each other should things go wrong. Thoughts?"

@Skull
Could you describe the terrain of the battlefield please? Also can't wait to get started. @Arthanus
Alright boss were ready for the bloodshed.
@Arthanus
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