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8 mos ago
Current "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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Got four DMs already. Guess the roleplay is full, move on earthlings.
There once was a man, who is well known in his city. His name was John but on weekends it was Britney. On Sundays, his name was Carl. The rest of the time, it was 'dumbass'. And he has two things that always accompany him, a list of names and a worn-out red marker. It would surprise you to know that, while it went against the expected function, the marker was not for writing on paper.

Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures, he decided that a live tentacle porn show was the next best option.

He proceeded to go to the fishmongers, and detail precisely what his plan was. The Fishmonger agreed,

"Fourty dollars for fifteen minutes sounds fair." Dumbass reached into his pocket to find that he had forgot his wallet at home.

"Do you accept IOUs?" Dumbass raised two middle fingers and asked.


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Outsmarting the enemy.
Passion for technology and deception.
The art of adaptation.

As long as you remain adaptable, you can always be a good hacker.


And like every story, this is how it all began...

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interested in playing the female role after reading this? slid my pm like a skilled longboarder in order to discuss, chat, spam dank memes and roleplay.
@Crowe It's from a film called "disaster movie", hilarious.
@Crowe like it or not, one day you're going to be a mother.

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Of course. I'm a mega edgelord hater of children and I worship the Gods of the Olde!


Oh c'mon don't hate children, they are cute.

Also me:
Work.

Work.

Annnnnnnnnnnd work.
I take shower naked.
Banned for no reason.
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