Dervish

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

Let's all ignore the gif whore from here on out. They want to fap to an over rated show, let them go to a forum where it's welcome. When you fucking post literally pointless gifs to absolutely everything, you are no better than an ad bot and somehow have less intelligence and purpose.

I mean, I'm the kind of guy who normally welcomes and encourages new people, but this is literally worth absolutely nobody's attention or response. Stone wall it.

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Blitzkrieg said
I really, REALLY want to strangle you.

MDK is pretty much trying to say there's no dining like the dining of men.

Spam, help me tame rabbits

natsumehack said
Damn it Lenny, and your wanting to pet rabbits.

Fuck it all, you stole this joke from under me lol

Post-GuildFall Restoration Project

Esper said
That is a stance I can get in front of.

For science!

Tempest said
<3 EspI... I...The ah, room seems to have uhm... climbed a few degrees in temperature. Hot damn, folks.

Unf! ;D

Blitzkrieg said
*sniffThat was beautiful.

Harbinger sex machine is a classic I like to whip out on special occasions.

Post-GuildFall Restoration Project

Esper said
The reapers came and went. Shepard failed. We must now repopulate. *drags Tempy into her lab at Happy Funtime Corp and closes blinds*

Assuming control of this position.

Leave Tempest's clothes where they fall.

Relinquish your body to us.

This hurts you so good.

Our stamina is unmatched.

Preserve Tempest's dignity if possible.

This position is pointless.

The forces of your ass bend to me.

You cannot resist.

Your orgasm is assured.

My moves will tear you apart.

Embrace perfection.

You prolong the inevitable.

We will finish you.

Pre-Guildfall Artefacts

Bela said
Someone should write a comic/story based on that.

If I had art skillz, I totally would.

Pre-Guildfall Artefacts

Azarthes said
Comeone Darth I need you in my life again. I haven't made a signature just because I am waiting for this

I just had a hilarious thought of various Spam members being like Jager pilots in Pacific Rim to fight off the trolly asshole Kaiju, like a class 3 Darthwarman88.

Spamrific Rimjob.

Spam Tarot Readings

Kaga said
While I assumed you meant physical health, the cards that came up dealt with both physical and emotional health, so I'll roll with that. Either way, they seem to indicate difficulty up ahead.Firstly, the Five of Cups deals with intense emotional upset or regret. Its position here in particular implies that you may dwell too heavily on something in the future, hurting yourself further for an extended period of time. The Hermit may provide more insight into this, as it suggests difficulty sorting out your own problems as well as difficulty taking advice from others or allowing others to console you. Either one of those things could be what may cause said emotional issue to linger on longer than it should.Finally, the Five of Pentacles touches on physical problems, though, much like the Five of Cups, it says that whatever problem ails you is one that you may have great difficulty overcoming. In fact, given the Five of Cups position in the center of all of this, it may very well be the cause of the issue presented by the Five of Pentacles - perhaps great emotional trauma or stress will impact your physical health negatively, as well, and failure to deal with one means failure to deal with both. In the end, though, we're given The Hanged Man, which, despite its potentially intimidating name, indicates acceptance, and allowing things to happen. So it looks like whatever emotional trouble lies up ahead will, at the very least, be sorted out eventually. It looks like you won't be forever scarred.

This is actually surprisingly accurate to my particular situation, with absolutely no exaggeration. You have a knack for this.

Either way, it's reassuring. Thank you!

Spam Tarot Readings

ImANargleHunter said
Nice double post. Also, for those who are receiving readings, keep in mind that the cards are also meant to help encourage introspection. They don't hand you the future, they're meant to suggest potential paths and what not. (Which Kaga said.) They help you look at your position you're in now and decide a reasonable way to move forward.

I grew up with a lot of people who were into Tarot, skrying, pendelums, i ching, that sorta stuff. It's interesting to see how the readings compare to the reality.