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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Suits and sneakers is a terrible combination.
In God dammit. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
The story is this:13 years ago they did their first thing in Minnesota. After the gig two guys came up to them and said they owned a Wisconsin bar, that they would let the band drink free all night.They got so momentously fucked up in Wisconsin that they had to write a song about it.I was there for their return to Minnesota, and they honored the two guys.


Ahh, there we go. I knew the story, just forgot the fine details.

Either way, they have a pretty awesome relationship with fans and the fact they still play small, intimate venues speaks volumes for how much they just enjoy what they do and appreciate the people who got them where they are. More bands should take notes.
Blitzkrieg said
I want a Diamond Horse.


Butt Stallion!
In God dammit. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
There song "Sunken Norwegain" is all about getting drunk in Wisconsin.


Yeah, it's about an actual bar that they played at (I believe) that hooks them up with free drinks anytime they're in town.

Fantastic song.
I've never worried about a character's weight, since I typically write a paragraph or two regarding character appearance, including body type. While I can appreciate going for accuracy, specific weight is one of those things that probably won't really help someone get an accurate guage for visualizing a character as opposed to saying "They have a thin athlete body" or "They're slightly overweight" or "This creature of a slob makes Jabba the Hutt look like a Jenny Craig spokesperson"... you get the idea.

I mean, when you play a game or watch a movie or show, you rarely are told specific measurements of a character. It's in reality a small detail. In books, honestly in a lot of them I've seen less print devoted to describing a character than a lot of character sheets on this site. A part of the fun is imagining.
In God dammit. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
They like little events,best way to see them is in a small, cramped basement.Alestorm opened for them too, those guys were cool


I saw Alestorm back in November, I love those guys. It was the same thing, a small night club that can only fit a couple hundred people, standing room only. I had Christopher Bowes, the lead singer, walk by me in line a few times going in and out of the place.
In God dammit. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
Totes saw them live.Totes heard them play that song.Totes got my nose broken by a guy dressed up like a viking.


Well, damn. Living the dream right there.

Turisas is on my to-see list, if they ever find themselves in Edmonton/ Calgary.
In God dammit. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
somebody help.




I'll help your Rasputin with more Rasputin.
I'm going to start working on a post tomorrow, although I'm not sure if I should wait for Gowia, since he hasn't been online period for a week solid.
Jorick said
He was a goober who came into Spam being an idiot, and many of us gave him loads of shit for it. After a couple weeks or so of being gone form Spam, he came in with pictures of himself with that "blood" smeared on his face, as you see in Holmes's lovely image. I can't remember if he said he got into a fight or was learning how to fight, but it was something to do with fighting and him being good at it, and that the bloody nose was from that. Apparently the thing to do with a bloody nose is to use said blood as impromptu war paint and then take pics and put them up for the internet to see.He was a silly little shit, that's for sure.


I got a good chuckle out of that. I like to imagine his thought process being something along the lines of, "Man, they're going to think I am just the coolest. Maybe I should have painted a kitty face? No, too much."
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