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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
14 likes
7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

This is some good MS paint quality. I enjoy that it makes absolutely no sense, and this would be a nightmare to try to comprehend drunk.

Moar.
ImANargleHunter said
IRL people dervs


Oh, that's silly then. Half the fun is people seeing this and wondering if it's them being talked about.
Considering this is the same vein as the anon confessions thread, this is already so much better.

Continue!

I'd participate, but I'm honestly drawing blanks. The only people I know well on here are all people I adore, so I'm quite boring in that regard.
Drugs, not even once.
This makes me happy, I was actually really kind of sad that Above the Destruction ended so suddenly.

You have a pretty good thumb on all the little in-jokes that happen around here. :D
Dervish Disapproves -15

Seriously, there's metric fuck tonnes of information about the guy. Nobody in the right mind is going to stop and say, "Gee! I love doing other people's crappy homework assignments on my free time because I love encouraging shit work ethic and other people getting credit for my work."
Kill Bones said
Oh yeahBut the real question isIf everyone tipped their shithatWould all reproduction ceaseIt's likePoetic or some shit


Maybe that's what happened in Children of Men. It caused the entire human race to go sterile.
Goldmarble said
Dervish. I think you are missing a step between 6 and 7.


Oh, my bad.



Back on track, baby.

Kill Bones said
so when does the fedora tipping occur on this timelinethis is important


This is assuming fedora tipping ever got anyone laid.
I'm playing this.



And losing.

Badly.
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