Dervish

Well, I'm off to destroy Canada.

Can you even find Canada on the map?

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Name: Ser Dervish Dervington
Gender: Manly man.
Image: Second last row, first image. White robes with mace and goofy facial hair.
Race: Half-Elf
Class: Druid
Alignment: Neutral
Abilities: Constitution and Intelligence
Other: Skilled in typical druid fare, which I presume is mostly calling upon mother nature to do gang hits for me. Throw in a mace for smacking people around and fracturing femurs and codpieces. Colours green and white.
Biography: Leaving this blank for now!

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HeySeuss said
I'd perhaps add a little more sugar to that icing, and also pay attention to chilling it a bit and making sure the cake is cooled off before applying it. Keeping the butter cool will stiffen up the whole thing.As best I can tell from looking at it, anyway. It's been a while since I've done a serious amount of pastry work, but mixing time and content comes into it. You also have to adjust your amounts on the basis of how much moisture you have in the air, I've found.Other thought: was the cream cheese and butter at room temp when you started?

Quoth the Chef; "Sugar, more."

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BrobyDDark said

Ew. It's like annoying orange's inbred cousin.

Opinions on faking sickness to skip school, work etc.

If I could, I'd never take a sick day but medical issues all but ensure I have to take one about every month. If you're supposed to be at work, then people aredepending on you being there to do your job. You call in sick, legitimate or not, and then somebody else has to cover your work load. Basically, if you're faking it, you're being a lazy sack of shit who doesn't deserve that job because you obviously don't care enough to be there.

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Sherlock Holmes said
Not in my family. We chill the cake in the fridge and use Cool Whip for the 'frosting'. I won't eat red velvet cake any other way.

There's few deserts Cool Whip can't make awesome.

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Larfleeze said
True, hopefully they also remove Jeff The 'omg so hawt, syco bbby, burnt flesh turns me on' Killer.

That's a thing?

I never got how people can become obsessed with memes. I don't mean enjoying them and referencing them one in a while, but enough that you believe it's real.

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Goldmarble said
Would have been great.Except for .Just no.

All my (2).

Happy Birthday Dervish!

I am enjoying the graphics :)

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Jorick said
The guy trying to cross the border who had a turtle tattoo as well as a banned brand was Turt.

I'm pretty sure he was referencing the, "What prisoners?" line. :P