Dervish Member
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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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- Old Guild Username: Dervish
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio
Lowering the site's value since January 2012.
Most Recent Posts
For those of you wanting Wii Us, I can say I am greatly enjoying mine and it's a fun little system. The gamepad isn't nearly as obnoxious/ gimmicky as I feared.
No and no. Nothing about Destiny really looks like something I'd stick with.
Cpt Toellner said
Squee, close up shop, find me, jster will protect.
Fix'd
Lady Squee said
Replace 'church' with 'brothel' and this is exactly how I pictured you.
Yessss.
That's perfect.
Cpt Toellner said
Say's the man killed by a "flesh spear".I think we all know what that really meant.
Man, Smiral's such a try hard. How was I to know she'd be playing with stinky pinkies?
The Nexerus said
My involvement thus far has been glorious. The rebellion must be crushed.
Kill a few rebels for me, will you? I've managed to give a few of them new burning holes to go fuck themselves with.
Smiral said
GET #REKT DERVISH
Shameful display. Should've stabbed you, too, since everyone else got a taste. :[
Cpt Toellner said
But you see Spam, while Hank rallies your hopes then flees the countryside, the Legion holds it's ground and fights oppression. Our foes are not above reckless brutality, they will not stop until you are all dead or you have conformed to their twisted desires. They promise to bring peace, but look at what they have brought with them already, peace is not the savage killing of innocents. Join the Legion and fight this great evil alongside your brothers and sisters. Resist their gold, for it will be worth nothing when your hands are bond in peacekeeper chains. We will unify, we will show them our true nature.We are not to be pushed around, we are not going to die without a fight.We are Spammers!We do not forgive!We do not forget!WE ARE LEGION!
You'd be dead right now if it weren't for Zed's play thing.
Hardly inspiring.
Sherlock Holmes said
Apparently. I am disappoint, Dervish.
You really gotta stop sending single people off to do things. That's how you lose wars, boss.
If I could draw, I'd be doing fan art. :D
Also, I like to imagine Holmes via Lillian gave Drakel a Red Bull.
Also, I like to imagine Holmes via Lillian gave Drakel a Red Bull.
I still find RoboDervish to be hilarious, considering the sprite.
This is a lot of ridiculous good fun, I applaud you putting this out there. :D
This is a lot of ridiculous good fun, I applaud you putting this out there. :D
Spoiler talk below kidz, so read the uberchapter before what comes after!
Alas, magic armour is no match for plot armour.
That was a highly enjoyable read, even if I don't get to fulfill my goal.
You couldn't let me get just one of those rebel scum, could you? :P
Sorry Holmes, I underestimated how dangerous teenage Mexican drows can be.
Also, holyfuckjsterisscary.
Alas, magic armour is no match for plot armour.
That was a highly enjoyable read, even if I don't get to fulfill my goal.
You couldn't let me get just one of those rebel scum, could you? :P
Sorry Holmes, I underestimated how dangerous teenage Mexican drows can be.
Also, holyfuckjsterisscary.
Just in time for my lunch break!
Excellent.
Excellent.
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