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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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That is one funky ass wasp. It looks like its own ass is trying to escape its torso, or it's trying to become Canada's Next Top Model.
Giygas said
stop spoiling everything i was expecting them to finish the job on Bran




To be fair, the book has been out since 1996, and the first season of the TV adaptation is 4 years old now. Asking A Song of Ice and Fire questions is begging for spoilers, due to people who've read the books for 18 years or the show for 4 is a bit like not knowing the plot twist to Fight Club at this point.

Plus, having to constantly hide things in spoilers out of consideration is taxing as shit.

Just assume every thread/ comment about the show/ novels is dangerous, because the comments are dark and full of spoilers.
Currently, there's no way to do this. Sorry, you're going to have to tolerate them for the foreseeable future.
I'm totally not knocking your own personal sense of satisfaction. :P I'm just relating my own younger self's experience and utter disappointment at Oak's utter inability to give a fuck. I thought he would have done something similar to beating the Elite 4, thank me for fulfilling his lifelong dream, give me an item like a unique TM (or Pokemon, a level 50 that was Oak's first Pokemon or the unclaimed starter would have been awesome).

But nope. Up yours, you jaded, uninterested old fuck.
Smiral said



Sometimes, you have the best responses.

I got all 151 with Red, realized it was an empty accomplishment (seriously, you get nothing other that a half-assed word of recognition), so I deliberately caught Missingno, fucked my game to see what happens, and restart, only catching the ones I wanted.
The Nexerus said
My favourite has miraculously not died yet.


I know, Bran is totally everyone's favorite.
Goldmarble said



You win points for fantastic references.
genghismike said
Go wrestle that bear, Derv.


Trying to, but hand is on phone and my head is in its mouth. Trying to get a good angle, but I can't snap a pic I like.

You're like never really ready when the cool stuff happens.

#brokenfemur
Needs more dakka.

Awesome! Gonna do a Marassa post hopefully tonight.

Also, somebody find Fallout and bug him to make poast. I am at work.
idlehands said
Sounds like aliensthe kitten and shit it out.But, if this is serious and just an attention grabbing stunt, that sounds really weird. She should probably call someone to come help her rather than posting it on facebook.


I find this exceedingly amusing considering that other thread going on right now that's all, "Help me, Spam! I think someone is in my house!"

People are so conditioned by social media and reporting every minute thing in their lives that their first impulse is to post about potentially bad things that need immediate attention.

Now, brb. There's a bear nipping at my heels, trying to get a good selfie.
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