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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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In So today... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I fear the day I have kids and they think the shit I loved growing up is intolerable because it's not rendered in 5790p at 800 frames per second and they can't tell that a character with fewer than 100,000 polygons is a human, let alone a character you can get emotionally attached to.

I still have my Gameboy. I'll probably give it to one of my kids before they're contaminated with this graphics wankfest of the present and beyond.
No worries bud, I almost have a post finished.
The indoctrination theory is my head canon.

Besides, both TIM and Shepard are BOTH indoctrinated before ME3.

Exhibit A)


^ TIM back when he was Jack Harper trying to save his friend from a Reaper Device. His eyes take on the characteristic glowy Reaper tech look immediately after. This took place shortly after The First Contact War.

Exhibit B)



Oh look, Shepard just touched a fucking Reaper artifact that indoctrinated everyone you're fighting in that DLC.

I mean, come on. It doesn't get any more damning than that.
I just tell myself that Starbinger was a lying sack of shit and is trying to emotionally manipulate me, but even if Starbinger is telling the truth (it's a fucking Reaper; of course it's trying to manipulate you, that's all they ever do), then it's the cost of a synthetic race verses literally everything else in the galaxy. A race that has on two occasions gone over to the Reapers and almost helped usher in the extinction.

I love the geth and all, but it was no a hard choice. Sucks about EDI, but what's one life weighed against trillions? I set out to kill the Reapers from day one, I never wavered.
Just Voltaire left! Then back to me, and I'm already about half-way done a post.
Also PC for MineCraft. Haven't played in ages, though.
Trust me. What you have in mind when you make a character seldom remains unchanged the more you play them. So far, Kali's great! Fret not, buddy.
No worries, guys! Honestly, I'm impressed at the pace. Don't feel rushed, enjoy your holidays! Unless, of course, you really want to. :P

And Sunny D, your post was fine. I don't expect short novels every post! Twas enjoyable, good sir.
Of course! You can probably do it regardless, we'll just make sure people give you some time to get it up. :)
Goddamn Nyxie Sticks, you have a way with words that makes me happy. That was fantastic. :D
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