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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Intelligent and well educated dickwads tend to go over very well.
idlehands said
Why can't they just make Freya? She's hot and has a chariot pulled by cats, it's perfect for the internet.


I... want this to be a thing.

I find it hilarious how worked up people are getting over this. There's still continuities with manThor. That's not going away.

Or did you guys forget Marvel calls its five million continuities and retcons some sort of numbered universe? Like the one where everyone is a zombie, or Deadpool kills everyone? Or how Marvel pussied out of having to deal with Peter Parker revealing his identity on live TV by pretending it never happened?
Cpt Toellner said
In my defense, I had no clue snowballs actually did damage, just wanted to get rid of them and thought sole would be cool with me throwing snowballs (I seriously thought they did no damage).Instead sole came at me with diamond equipment and killed me in 2 seconds.This was less like you nobly stopping an assassination attempt and more like responding to someone calling you names by impaling them on a pike.


This brings me back to grade school...
mdk said
You're thinking of Musket Woman. She had a cape and, confusingly, a bow and arrow.


Oh yeah.

She was my favorite Spammer.
I like to imagine Thor was having a self-identity crisis and he walked into a sex-change clinic so he'd have a better shot at Captain America.
The so long King Bowser bit and the gamer lingo made me smile, thanks for making my sickly evening less crappy man. :D

Nailed it.
Good.

He looks like a failed emo contraceptive.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I have a giantass list of game rules I expect people to follow. If people still apply after that, I'm reasonably sure they're people I can work with happily. :D But yeah, you're doing everything right. You just found the HIV covered needle in the haystack. >_>'

I couldn't play with anyone who DOESN'T have standards. I mean, I'm here to tell a story and write it collaboratively with like-minded people. I think people are just way too quick for instant gratification or are looking for smut or whatever. And entitlement is just the worst. There's literally hundreds of people on this site; it isn't hard to find someone with similar expectations and desires. As soon as somebody has an entitled attitude, I show them the door. I do not have time for that petty shit.

And yeah! That's all anyone should expect. I have when people just leave without saying a damn thing. I hate having to hunt people down. Blegh.

Yeah, you can usually tell if someone's a write off right away. At that point, you politely turn them away. You need to be happy with the people you're writing with and not suffer in silence because you're being polite.

And yeah, some people are really sensitive about their writing. Not much you can do about that other than kind of encourage them to work on it. I think a lot of it comes down to poor self-esteem and using roleplaying as an escape. Being rejected isn't fun, and some people are awful at it.

And by all means, rant away! Happy to be an ear.

Yeah, fortunately I know a few of the mods, so it's pretty quick to get a hold of one if shit's going down. :D
Hank said
My social life is overwhelming. I just came back from a birthday party and tomorrow I have a barbeque to attend and a girlfriend to spend the evening with. Maybe I can write a post before I leave tomorrow? Not sure. I'll try.


My best advice is to start on it when you have a few moments of inspiration and just save it and come back to it. You'd be amazed what you can pull off when you think you have no time. :D
Rare said
^^this.Also, how did you guys have the 'aggravation' feeling towards each other (if you want to talk about it)?


What do mean, exactly?
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