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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
  • VMs: 8
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

sandman9913 said
I am currently torn between the two fun worlds of unethical research company or mercenaries.


I make medical miracles happen.

Mind the pile of bodies, though.

Those I feed to orphans.

Never say Halios Consortium is unethical.
Doivid said
the dervlounge is actually a real place, too.


So is the Dervbed, bby.
Doivid said
I'll fuck your dervface in the dervlounge, watch me boy.


Beech u wut.
sandman9913 said
Page 85, I think. I hope. I'm exhausted and I have an NS as well as an extremely long post to write, so I'll double check later-ish.


No worries! And thanks.

Now, let's stop thread jacking, or Sunny D is going to flay us.

He's a Bolton kinda guy.
Lugubrious said
I guess Bak got a little more than bargained for. We lost three people, and we've gained at least that many more by now. That doesn't mean I'm not glad to ahve you aboard, though!


Haha, as I said, I've known her for a longass time and I'm a mainstay in her other Zelda RP, and she was in one of my Elder Scrolls games on the Oldguild. I'm pretty much as reliable as they come. ;D And many thanks for the welcome.
sandman9913 said
Also, read your critique. I dunno about you, but I find it hilarious that a Legionnaire suddenly decided "ME WANT STEAL THINGS!" in his elfy little voice.


Elves are horrific subhuman monsters that should go back to making baked goods for the rest of us.

Return to that thread and Soul and I will get you up to speed. Also, what page is your sheet on so I can throw it in the list?
sandman9913 said
Can we use Mechs or are those post ME 1 standard?


I have mechs in my organization.

They're not a recent invention by any stretch of the imagination.
Doivid said
...

I guess...

...right?

...


Fuck off, Tripz. :[
ReaptheMusic said
She is kinda hypnotic isn't she.


Her true form is Hypnotoad.

I have it on good authority, you seeee.
So, I'm one of Baklava's BFFs for all eternity and using the power of her hypnotism has caused me to apply. Also because Corporal Lance and I are also good buddies, and Mila and Maryev needed to go on more love-hate adventures. Nice to meet you all!
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