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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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idlehands said
Wow, good idea! Remake a thread that a mod just locked.


To be fair, the idea was fine and dandy. It just kind of got jacked and side tracked.

Let the people have their fiesta.
Annnd a post is up!

Maryev has triumphed.

Sort of.
The blacksmith appeared to be uncomfortable as he mulled his options over and Maryev’s stare was unwavering. It was something his father had instilled in him from a very young age to never back down from a challenge and own up to your convictions. Hesitation and meekness would win you no favours in life, and others would exploit it ruthlessly. A leader was decisive, a warrior was unflinching in the face of adversity, and a lord was absolutely resolute. For a lifetime, they were the tenants that Maryev strove to meet.

Although, at this particular instance, they were being outrageously utilized for something that was frankly more obnoxious than a serious challenge to his resolve. Being forced to attempt to slice a hock of lamb’s leg several weeks back with his greatsword due to his lack of food preparation equipment immediately came to mind. It was more awkward in execution than it was rewarding. His stomach growled.

Maryev did not want to come to blows with this stranger, despite the Hylian’s challenge. He came to this festival for a reason, of which eluded him entirely at that time, and he intended to leave it without more confrontation than need be. Fortunately, the Darknut’s hunch about Ox’s nature proved to be correct and the man moved to disengage, letting Maryev “off” with little more than a stern warning. “Very well. Just know that rallying against me is… unwise. Pick your adversaries with care, Blacksmith, because you do not know what they will cost you.” He finally broke his stare and looked over at the Blacksmith’s forge, in which a curiously red garbed child in a Keeton mask was gazing back at him. At least it wasn’t wearing a green tunic like the aspiring child army that milled around the village with all of the precision and order of actual Hyrulian soldiers. “Yours, I presume.” He said to Ox. “Keep it in mind the next time you decide to accost me for trivial rubbish. I do not think it is ready to take up your business.” He said before giving the man one final hard stare before stepping away and turning towards the alluring meat stand further down the street.

Cue Music!
Maryev, having successfully obtained victory in the great ambush of the Kakariko Village Smithy, towered over the stand to collect his spoils of the skirmish, which somehow meant he had to pay for it. His eyes lingered on the tantalizing slab of mutton shoulder, steam rising off of its perfectly cooked flesh not unlike the surface of a hot spring. The Darknut pointed to it with authority.

“This. How much?” he boomed far too loudly, a sure sign of his excitement.

The butcher recoiled slightly, already slightly on edge at the towering armoured behemoth casting a shadow over his ever paling expression. “It’s… uh… Seven Rupees?” he said uncertainly.

Without a further word, Maryev reached into his armour, pulling out a deer-skin wallet and produced a blue and two green rupees. He pulled the butcher’s hand forward and slapped the payment into the exposed palm. Maryev impatiently waited for the man to remove the hock from its hook and the man tenderly handed it over after wrapping it in a wax paper. Maryev received the slab of meat like an offering of tribute; a triumph. A deep throaty chuckle of anticipation emitted from Maryev’s helm like the throat of darkness itself. He would eat like a High Lord today, he thought, seemingly forgetting that no noble would dare eat a large slab of meat without carving it. What Maryev prepared to do would be considered quite savage across the many fiefdoms across the lands of Hyrule, to be sure.

Maryev lost 7 Rupees!

The Darknut lumbered off, mindfully avoiding another one of the damned green children, recalling Ox’s warning. It was not fear of retaliation that gripped him, but an interruption of his meal. He was mindful to find a dark corner largely out of sight, finding his perch near the grave yard gates, where nobody seemed to be frequenting as very few self-respecting people preferred to frolic amongst the monuments of the dead. He sat with an audible thump as his mass, combined with his armour, impacting the ground. His visor was only raised now, in this moment of triumph, as much of the wrapping was removed and the large slab of meat was brought up to his eager maw.

At that point, Maryev was convinced this was perhaps the finest day of his life. Perhaps he would seek a book shop to find some clues as to exactly what so was so special about the festering hole he was currently visiting and perhaps find a clue as to what drove him here. His rupees were still on mental illness brought upon by contact with the filthy peasants that occupied these lands in barely contained broods.

He at least had to acknowledge they knew how to prepare a meal fit for a King.
HeilixAxel42 said
In respect, I can understand your concern. Sir James Gilford is more or less a fanatic rather than a rank and file soldier, although he is head of the lesser equipped and even less motivated Hylain Town Watch. Due to his attitude, the stress he puts on himself that makes him unlikable, his men would only be of concern if Maryov were to strike him down. Plus, it hasn't been that long since a 'particular Chilfos' has gone missing and that caused quite a commotion, so he might be a bit uppity if he suspects a brawl or clashing of swords.


I don't think the concern's with his personality. It's making and controlling and NPC with a majorly important position that has real potential for control over aspects of the game, and also one that the GMs might have had something planned for. Like, the character has the ability to send his men after various characters, for instance, which is power playing, especially in light of the fact a character like Maryev would not back down from a fight at his own peril because that's his nature.

I'm pretty sure when they say you're allowed to make NPCs, it just means characters for yours to interact with so your player character can interact with the world in small ways for the sake of writing instead of characters that can fundamentally alter the game experience for other players in a tangible way.
Zombiedude101 said
Through some twisted sense of ego, I believe you should all pay homage to me for getting the first post in after Dervish's the other day.also hi




No.
Jig said
If you wanna take on Brovo, be my guest.I won't be doing it any time soon.


That implies Brovo and I are enemies.

You know nothing, Jern Snuuuuuur.

Seriously, him and I get along perfectly fine and are chatting it up this very minute. He's just more fond of these kinds of responses than I am. :P

Anyways. This is getting off topic.

I... uhh... hate when people. Hm.

I got nothing.
Cpt Toellner said
Get your filthy logic out of here!




It is imperative. He is such a Starscream.

Jig said
Seconded. Nomination for Dervish for VP.


Why settle for VP when I can rule the world?

C'mon, think big.
Up to you, unless she knows what a Darknut is, which may or may not be a thing for someone who grew up mostly in the Lost Woods.

Unless she was like stealing people's journals and textbooks when they waltzed on by all the time.

Dirty thief.

The main concern would be for Hellix, 'cause I don't know if a city guard would immediately identify him. He might have suspicions, but mobilizing the guard for someone being a dick to children seems... excessive, unless Kakariko Village just became a part of North Korea.
I should point out to the people whose characters recognize Maryev for his race might not be able to pinpoint it exactly because he's in full armour and his face is concealed within a helm, so he should just look like an abnormally large man to most people.

Certainly not saying there aren't people who wouldn't immediately have him pegged as one based on physique alone, but they'd probably have had seen one before/ been well educated about the various races to identify traits.

Anyways! Minor detail, just thought I'd clarify just in case you guys were like "I SEE YOU JAKE SULLY!" because of an impression his face isn't concealed. He learned that lesson hard his first couple of weeks in exile; people tend not to like monsters all that much. :D
idlehands said
Can you pick me up something cute at the Bakara Market?


I'll try to get you a boat anchor.
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