Dervish

Mass Effect: Underworld

Sep said
Got fed up of ME3 after I started a relationship with her, and then Joker bitched at me for giving EDI advice when I thought it meant between EDI and him and then everyone else got pissed off and the whole relationships in it just ruined it for me.

Mass Effect: The world's most expensive dating simulator. Also, arguably the most unrealistic.

I think this next playthrough, I'm going to tell Joker he can't fuck a toaster.

Mass Effect: Underworld

It probably takes several days, if not weeks, to travel between relays, even with FTL drives. The games just don't want to show you the harsh realities of fake space travel as you're going around saving the galaxy. It's hard to feel pumped for stopping Saren by going to Ilos when you're having several awkward, tense meals in the mess with your crew, and then you have to deal with Garrus using too much toilet paper and backing up the men's john, and then you have Liara spending days plucking some dead flower she got from her last shore leave, plucking pedals as she's working up the nerve to go bone Shepard. "He loves me... he loves me not... he loves me..."

"Liara. We'll bang, okay?"

Mass Effect: Underworld

Drinking, in my experience, provides the best intel. Along with a lot of stuff you wish you never heard. :D

Mass Effect: Underworld

Quiet around here!

Did we all start taking hard drugs at the same time?

Mass Effect: Wanted

I'm going to start work on a new post soon,
I suppose it's about time I went again. :)

When Sex Ed Is Stupid

ActRaiserTheReturned said
You misunderstand me. Maybe because I didn't write down what I meant correctly. ^_^What I mean to say is, being targeted by Freddy, Slinderman, and Jeff the Killer is more pleasant than hearing that question asked.

Have you even read Jeff the Killer? It's seriously the most boring, shitastic and predictable shit that a 5th grader would write to appear edgy. It's seriously fucking awful in every way, I have no idea how the hell it became popular, let alone not laughed off the face of the internet.

Firearms Discussion and Whatnot

I just got myself an SKS.

Life is good.

Mass Effect: Wanted

I honestly can't pick a favorite character because the main ensemble is that good. Seriously, I haven't felt that excited in a movie in a long time, not counting the big finisher in that Godzilla movie.

But seriously, I love it. I'm buying it the week it comes out

Mass Effect: Wanted

Mosis Tosis said
Quiet in here. As an attempt to make small talk and revive everyone-Anyone else here seen Guardians of the Galaxy? Saw it last night and was thoroughly pleased..

I goddamn loved that movie. It was absolutely fantastic. :D

Seriously, go see it guys. It's totally worth it

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Yish Nyxiesticks! Go meet up with your buddy friends!