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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
  • VMs: 8
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts



< This was always a really cool song in a mediocre game that was a big part of my childhood haha.
Two paragraphs in and I'm already mentioned.

Fuckin' rad. :D



Let's fry come Chaos scum.
TheMadAsshatter said
I thought you were talking about the pistol. Then I clicked on the thread and was met with disappointment.


C'mon. It's a SIG. It always works.
Cpt Toellner said
He should terrorize you in the game, but only if you fail to solve the complex riddles the Lobster King challenges you with.


Dervish the Lobster King also needs a crown made of beer caps.
idlehands said
I'm going to eat Dervish with melted butter.


Not sure if hot or not.
Grif of Hearts said
Genesis Updated 1.3.04


The best mob ever!
I'd join but alas I leave Monday. So sad.

Make me the boss lobster that terrorizes orphanages.
Paint chips.

Also, Pringles taste like the can they come in.
Men have class. Little boys want swag. Anyone who uses the term swag is a pubeless wonder who probably will fail so hard at life they're going to make New Pepsi look like a raging success.

Seriously. Fuck swagtards.
Marik said
High school for me seemed like it was students trying to one up each other and teachers. Every day I’d see people treating others like garbage all for the sake of making themselves look better. It’s like they were trying to improve their standings, but in the process all they did was hurt it. Some must have thought they were too good for everything they had to do in school, but it’s not like they’d ever do anything about it. :/


Once again, as Kaga so beautifully illustrated and expanded upon (fist bump!), a big part of high school is learning to deal with people. People in the real world always treat others like shit, especially if it helps them get ahead. Ever heard of brown nosers and suck ups? Those exist in the working world, too. Only some of them will deliberately sabotage other people to get ahead. People don't understand or don't care that working as a team is one of the most effective ways for everyone to benefit, because they don't like the idea of potentially losing out to somebody else. Trust me, all of the assholes you see in high school exist in the real world, but by the time you're old enough, you usually know how to handle them.
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