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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In TOO MANY ARAB 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Teoinsanity said
You called for a arab?


Only if you bring a Genie lamp. I want three wishes from that big blue bastard.
The fact all I know of their music is that song where half of the lyrics are "It is (what is it?)" That plays on the radio all the time, I cease to care.
Apparently, some weirdos are trying to bring fanny packs back as a fashion statement. D: The van driving flesh stealers are less creepy.

Also, I am flying home tomorrow! We're gonna pretend like I wasn't missing and run on with whomever is left. Because we're rock stars.
Kyuki said
Yeah, I kind of figured Hank would be about my only option but I wasn't sure if someone would surprise me.Also, I ruled out Americans, British, and Canadians because my teacher isn't allowing it to be people from those backgrounds.


Racisssst

Time to rally against the rejection of Canadians, buddy!
In TOO MANY ARAB 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Larfleeze said
These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels warmness from your presence.


Your approval went up ten points.
I ordered a chipotle sub once.

Two bites later, it went into the garbage. Nasty shit.
In The Fappening 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I never store anything on cloud or any offsite storage. I know your computer is at risk the minute it's hooked up to the internet, but storing my personal shit on somebody else's storage seems goddamn insane to me.

My lack of giving a shit has more to do with expecting mouth breathers gossiping about naked celebrities and acting surprised it happened when some of the most secure places on the internet have been compromised seemingly effortlessly in the past just because hackers wanted to prove they can.
In The Fappening 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Cpt Toellner said
Who cares?


This.
I want a PB sandwich.

Someone send aid to the ailing Dominion of Dervish where illness and famile have taken their toll.
I can see it getting old, fast. You're literally stuck in a seat and flicking through cameras so fast that it's less about building tension and more about managing a single resource and memorizing limited AI patterns.

Even that Slender game was more effective, and you're literally just trying to pick the most efficient course and manage stamina trying to find 8 pages, especially after page 4 where you lose if you slow down for more than a couple seconds. Games become less scary when you're frantically picking your way through the systems instead of immersing yourself in them. So far, the first Amnesia was the only game I've played that scared me because it forced me to navigate dark areas to find an escape with a single patrolling monster while forcing me to find light sources to keep me sane at the risk of the monster finding me. The sequel wasn't nearly as scary because there was no managing fuel or sanity, and in the first game, looking at the monster drew fit to you and made your sanity slip super quickly. It wasn't a hard game, but it understood how to balance game mechanics so it wasn't hard, but you were focused entirely doing what you're supposed to; face the horror.
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