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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Sable said
k bro. Keep caring about trivial bullshit.


They stopped making Squeezit drinks. Time to petition the fuck out of Betty Crocker for ruining my vacation and leaving me with a poor substitute for sugar enriched pool beverage.
Halo said
I've literally had those exact symptoms for 2 weeks now. Too bad . Not denying this disease exists, but I shudder to think of the influx of parents taking their kids with a minor sniffle to the bloody emergency room in the wake of this story breaking...


This scenario is the worst. Nothing like being in the ER for something serious when buck tooth McScrotum Chin is filling up the room with their brood because they have the sniffles.
You should call your impending currency the Willy.

Freedom based dick jokes for everyone!
Sable said
The Mittani recently wrote an article about this that boiled it down to "who gives a shit if video game journalism is corrupt? They're video games."As someone who was trying to figure out which side to root for, it opened up my eyes to the question of why I give a shit about any of it.


That's the spirit! Play games for fun, not to get involved in silly spats.
Go check out the nerd rage in Off Topic. It is the epitome of people getting worked up over stupid shit.
Old news is old.

There's currently the lamest argument happening in Off Topic now where people are freaking out about corruption in gaming journalism or some shit ( because clearly that's what this is about. Mmhmm) while completely ignoring real news journalism corruption and lack of integrity and the fact there's real issues in the world people should care about that's not about somebody sleeping with guys for reviews or whatever.

The fact people are more outraged about that than Russia annexing chunks of Ukraine and facilitating a bloody civil war, Islamic radicals slaughtering hundreds if not thousands of innocent people, and the world's biggest ebola outbreak is really kind of sad and pathetic.
ImANargleHunter said
Part of our dress code when we were younger was basically JACKETS ARE MANDATORY because WOW it gets cold in the winter.


Help! Help!

You're being oppressed!

Robeatics said
Amen.


Ramen.
Welcome back from your self imposed, train hopping exile!
Whatever happens, don't be a Quebec, Scotland. Halo's points about Scotland wanting all the perks of the UK without any of the responsibility is very, very familiar to every time Quebec bleats about wanting independence.
Robeatics said
Man, I didn't know t-shirts and jeans were professional. Or sweatshirts and shorts with a pair of sneakers. Do you go to school wearing a full suit or dress?


I'll have you know the Jurassic Park hoodie I'm wearing and mud encrusted jeans are extremely professional!

And my boot laces are duct taped. Red Green would be proud.

ImANargleHunter said
Maybe you shouldn't be such a sleezeball jfc. Restrain your raging libido for an eighty minute block, you aren't a fucking animal.


It's almost as bad as when you have guys in cultures who blame women for being promiscuous and "asking for it" when the guy acts like a fucking animal around her.

Fuckers need to learn restraint and responsibility.
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