Dervish

Which spammer would win the hungry games

Cpt Toellner said
Eh, I'll have dervs do the talking. The capital can swoon over his sexy ass while I put the heads on pikes.

I'm already working on my poses in the mirror.

Love me, you narcissistic, make-up caked, neon-coloured blood thirsty fucks.

Gamecube questions

Giygas said
Is super mario sunshine worth getting?

Did you enjoy Luigi's mansion?

Did you enjoy metroid prime 1,2 and 3?

Is double dash really the best mario kart?

Do you think the game cube was a success or one of the mediocre Nintendo consoles?

Is melee the best smash game?

Sunshine is a solid Mario entry, apparently it's pretty challenging. It's a 3D Mario Platformer; it's hard to go wrong with it if you're looking for that kind of game.

Luigi's Mansion is actually a fantastically fun game I wish I got to play more of because I never owned it. It's pretty unique, charming, and quite enjoyable.

I only owned Metroid Prime 2 (3, I don't think, came out on the Gamecube) but it's probably the most mature of Nintendo's first party franchises and it's a fantastic adventure game with a great atmosphere, sense of discovery and exploration, and while the controls are a bit wonky given the weird layout of the GC controller for a shooter, it's a really solid choice that's very fulfilling. I have a feeling I'd get hooked on it again if I played the game again.

Double Dash was great, but I was probably the only person ever who didn't care for the two-man mechanic. But it definitely earned it's stellar reputation. I never owned it, but I played it with friends all the time.

Depends how you define success. It lagged behind the Xbox and PS2 in sales and had such a limited online functionality you had to buy a separate attachment and only a small handful of games supporting online play, as well as it didn't have a lot of third party support from major publishers that the PS2 and Xbox had, which is part of the reason I went with the 360 next time around, which I feel was a solid choice, given my tastes in games. However, if I had all 3 of those systems, I think the Gamecube is the only one I'd still be playing today. Something about it feels kind of timeless and like the system itself will never die, and I enjoy the hell out of most of the games I own for it.

And I think Melee is the best Smash Bros. so far, I definitely sunk a shitload of hours into that one.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Rtron said
Like Gor- Wait. You haven't killed Gorzath have you? >_>

He was a pioneer in discovering the lethal application of preliminary firearms technology via application to the cranium.

Where do you stand on...

To be clear, if I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's not a helpful suggestion for engaging in masturbation.

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

The Nexerus said
The Republic of Ireland didn't make its name "The Republic of most of Ireland" just because Northern Ireland chose to stay in the U.K. The U.K. would, obviously, keep its name exactly as it is: the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The fact that it would not constitute the whole of Great Britain any more wouldn't warrant a name change.

I shouldn't have to specify, but I was making a joke.

Charging your apple device with a microwave

ImANargleHunter said
DO NOT MICROWAVE YOUR PHONE

Exactly. It turns it into a murderous Transformer.

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

One of the crazy things is after this, there's a bunch of other secessionist regions around the world who may start pushing hard.

Also, on a less serious note, 'Slightly Divided Kingdom' doesn't have the same ring to it.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Dipper said
God. I miss RPing with you guys. I feel like Zainat is kinda useless, since I stopped posting and Zainat has done nothing.

He's just been napping forever. Or brotheling it up.

Hope you can return soon!

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Just saw thisThought it was relevant

"Your husband only screams Yes in pleasure at the promise of Free Scotland now."

Charging your apple device with a microwave

Given Apple's recent history, I'd be wary of any security claim.