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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

1. Jurassic Park
2. Space Balls
3. Saving Private Ryan
4. Letters from Iwo Jima/ Flags of Our Fathers
5. Dirty Harry
6. Guardians of the Galaxy
7. Titan AE
8. All Quiet on the Western Front (80s version)
9. Underworld
10. Pacific Rim

No paricular order, save Jurassic Park.
In :) 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
This is somehow a more depressing story than the dog that chased my work truck today because he was lost and then decided to swim in a sewage lagoon.
In Ehhhh aguuu 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'll buy you a tablet. I'll even deliver to your door so I can enjoy the anguished look on your face when I smash it. <3
"What do you mean I spent six hours in line and 500 dollars on a fucking boomerang?

Whatever. I'll be doing it again when the iPhone 6S Xtreme Turbo Max with five more pixels per screen axis and a extremely unnoticeable increase in processing speed comes out in six months anyways."
I am not Schindler. I am not making a list.
In Ehhhh aguuu 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Halo said
Guys, there are always new idiots. They are not always alts. Chances are that they aren't, actually. So let's all do the sensible thing and just ignore it.


This is literally their only post. Even if they aren't an alt, they should still be dosed in cleansing flames.
You don't lo e us?

Fucking shame, that.

I think you mean E Flat.
In Ehhhh aguuu 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
It's our "newest member" on RPG according to the front page.

Let's just get rid of it and pretend it never happened.
Gwazi, if it sounds a lot like Twilight, that's because it literally started off as Twilight fan fiction, if I remember correctly.

As for the book itself, no intention to read it. I don't know why this piece of trashy erotica became more of a sensation than the next, as as far as I'm concerned, it might as well be the exact same thing as enjoying a porn movie. It's meant to fulfill the same function. Just don't pretend it's a classier alternative because you have to imagine slapping genitals instead of being shown them.

That's all I got.
Annnd timeskip is up!

Have fun, let's reorganize our shit and get this show back on the road.
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