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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Anyone else feel like the plot of Rainbow Six is starting to become unsettlingly realistic now, what with the eco-terrorists planning on unleashing ebola at the summer Olympics through the ventilation system in an attempt to kill humanity when all the infected fly home and then offer a vaccine that's really the virus to the panicked masses because said terrorists own a major world pharmaceutical company?
Name: Dervish the Dastardly
Type: Optional
Genre: Science fiction
The Nexerus said
Just a time saver is all.


"Khajiit has wares if you have coin." Takes on a whole new meaning.
You just weren't Viking enough.
Azarthes said
It's like oxyclean but with more crying


Their tears provide all the liquid cooling my PC needs.

Halo said
well that got dark quick


Here, let me get the mood lighting.
Haha. Papa Spooky.

I just use Nexus mod manager. If it was any easier, it would involve child labour.
Good stuff guys, glad to see there's some progress being made!
Awson said
You're really not guaranteed to get stuck somewhere. Why are you saying 100%?And honestly I would take eternal boredom over death. I'll still have dreams.


Sure you are. The world, the sun, everything will eventually come to an end. Say if humans never leave Earth, you are guaranteed to be trapped on a dead planet until the sun consumes it, at which point you'll be stuck in a star until it collapses upon itself and turns into a black hole.

Even if humans make it off of Earth and to another planet outside of our solar system, it's really only a matter of time before the human race eventually gets extinguished, and then you're stuck in the same position.

Also, lack of stimulus or human contact would make you go insane. Food for thought.
Awson said
I suppose I'll limit myself to something less-than god-like. Otherwise I would pick time manipulation or immortality.If I could have one superpower it would be invisibility. If I could turn invisible I could do so much. I could go any place I want. I could do anything I want. I would not do bad things with my power. Like I would not hurt people or anything, but maybe I would take food or money that people didn't need. I could even help people in trouble. If I saw a man running with a lady's purse I could trip him. My older brother wants to turn invisible too. I heard him say that to his friend one time. He said it would make him better at being friends with girls. I guess it would make me look pretty cool.


Problem with immortality is your chances of being trapped for eternity go up to 100%. Not fun being unable to die if you're in a situation you'll never, ever escape from.

Be it something like a landslide, volcano, earthquake, the Earth being consumed by the sun, your spaceship being destroyed and you're stuck floating the inky black void of space for eternity, it would really, REALLY suck.
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I actually didn't mind him so much. He made an ass of himself and over reacted to quite a few things, but we've all been there in some way, shape, or form. I wished him well when he left, I remember that much.
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