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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

ImANargleHunter said
ALSO I SAID LITERARY BECAUSE I READ YA FICTION NOT LITERAL LRN2READ


I may or may not be drinking.

This story and more tonight at 11.
Mosis Tosis said
And you guys all probably thought I was dead. Well too bad, suckers, I'm still alive! It's going to take more than a little writer's block to kill this motherfucker!


The best part about you is when you do have writer's block, you still turn out fantastic posts. Oh man, teh feelz.

Also, Legion, 'twas good on your part! You have a collab reply under way, as well. :D
I wasn't aware a collection rotten food, food wrappers, used diapers, and other such calamities had hands to turn the pages of books and eyes in which to read them.
I'm cool with it, even though there's not much so far, and it'll probably boil down to "And that big guy is a total douche canoe."
Larfleeze said
Be free, little roomba, be free from the tyrannical oppression of your owner.




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The Nexerus said



Aww, he's waving. What a friendly and compassionate fellow!
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Vanq said
You're so irrational. But...uh, have lists been mentioned? Because lists really annoy me. The "Role A x Role B" type lists....especially when there's like, 50 pairings listed. That's not an idea you want to rp, that's just "let's have an excuse for romance to happen." Which, I mean, is fine and all, but wouldn't it be faster to just type that, rather than compile that list?


I may have brought this up in one of my earlier posts.

When your plot can basically be summed up with what costume you picked out of a Halloween store for 50 bucks, I'm pretty sure smut is the goal.
I don't know why, but imagining a roomba just skipping out of your house and then escaping down the street into the horizon is making me giggle like a little school girl.

Tee hee.
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