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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Voltaire said
Rouge? Srsly? Why not Unity?


Unity looks pretty much the same as Ezio's story, and the fact that everyone in France speaks with a British accent is grating. Plus, I don't really want to get it on PC, and Rogue's storyline seems extremely interesting compared to whatever's going on in Unity. Also, co-op: A feature I never asked for.

Cairomaru said
i see how it is dervs. you would let your number one sidekick (aka not wit) go into a fit of hysteria alone. im hurt.


It's the only way you'll become a real man.
I think it makes more sense for Maryev to be all "y'all suck" at this junction and go off in search of somebody who wants to actually pay him for work. I have a secondary character in mind, which I think FM was all "Yup, go forth and conquer." So I'll get final verification on that, and we'll save Maryev for down the road when the story's progressed a bit and he might have realized there's something to this whole world ending bit.
Cairomaru said
First of all. Dont agree with wit. He/She looks ratchet as hell.Secondly, tonight, im going to (finally) buy five nights at freddy's. Im get drunk first of all and see if i can stream it. If I can't, i would like peeps on the steam voice chat to talk with me.(A.K.A. I'm going to piss myself if im playing this in the dark by myself with no one to talk to. It shall be around 10 or 11 EST. Please help me >_>)


Wtf does ratchet even mean?

Kids and your crazy handtool based jargon.

Also no promises if I'll be around to watch. Not that I don't want to endlessly amuse myself with you pissing yourself due to cheap ass jump scares, but I anticipate I will be getting Assassin's Creed Rogue around that time.
Voltaire said
Yeah well I'm going with fuck you. I'm grumpy now. Need coffeh. What are you even doing up at these hours?


Stomach problems, mainly.
I'm going with the too tired explanation. Nobody is going to be like "good job speaking 3 paragraphs worth of words!", which really isn't that uncommon of a feat. :P
Baklava said
Unless Cain is the one paying him, there won't be any money in it. So if it's discovered the money was a lie, he'd likely be on his way, correct?Knowing the stories of the Hero of Time, everyone should more or less know what cards are on the table when it comes to defeating Ganon-- danger, travel, etc. But either way, there's a reason Lethe isn't telling everyone the entire plan right now.


Yeah, if he discovered there wasn't any money on the line, he'd be gone. Maybe to be run into later.

Hmm. This was not a forseen circumstance haha. I may have to make a new character.
That's fine! Although who accuses people of speaking in paragraphs? :P
I had no idea there was supposed to be a game tonight.
Maryev's in it for the money. He doesn't actually think the world's in peril, not yet, anyways.
Voltaire said
Let's be Comanche together. We can travel north and raid Derv's syrup reserves. And take his women.


Bitch, please. Both of you would freeze to death long before reaching the border.

The only thing more dangerous than invading Russia in winter is Canada, because no trace remains of all who attempted it.
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