Dervish

Kiriyama

Kiriyama said

Seriously, dude. Being randumb is a quick way to earn the ire of just about everyone here.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Voltaire said
I couldn't resist TEH GRAFFIKS!And it's true, everything you learn in video games translates to real life. They taught me everything I need to know about guns and shooting techniques.

You better have learned about circle straffing an-

Leidenschaft said
You can often catch me dolphin-diving into the gun range and 360 no-scoping the targets at 40 meters with my Mini14.

Fucking beat to the punch.

Mass Effect: Nova

EnterTheHero said
Sorry this has taken so long to get back to, I had some things to do, like work. I'm coming up with a character sheet at the moment, so sit tight- practically all I have left to do is the back story....FFFFFFFFF--

We believe in you!

Also, Batman.

But mostly you.

Voltin said
Roland is the main character. That one is still around. xD
Tanya and krogan.
The cuddliest pet varren. Which literally became that puppy that looks like a fish.
Tanya's Mako.
Tanya's workspace in the cargo bay; if you fuck with anything in there, you better be prepared for hell, or at least some serious practical jokes.
The practical jokes.

Also mentioned, Steveo's coffee vendetta and Roland being a ladies' man.

Tillus being a whiner.

Kosso's drug addictions.

Ambiguous shore leaves that play out like a Hangover movie.

Help?

I'm no computer expert, but the rule of thumb is you get what you pay for, and laptops always cost a hell of a lot more than a similarly performing desktop. I have no idea what games you have in mind, but if they're pretty new, you may be expecting to dish out a few hundred dollars, at least.

Generally, if a laptop is advertising a fairly nice graphic card (like an Nvida or ATI), has a good processor (Like an Intel i5 and up), and good RAM (let's say about 6-8 gigs for something half decent), then it's probably close to what you're looking for for newer games. Won't be perfect, but it should be able to run most of the games that came out in the past couple years.

However, if you want to play the newest and greatest games ever, you might as well spend the money on a good desktop. Gaming and laptops generally don't go hand in hand.

Could you eat a pizza in 2 minutes?

Why would you even want to?

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Voltaire said
Whelp. I did it guys. I bought a PS4. Yay me!Oh, and your pic seems broken Dipper, at least for me.

That's not an AK5!

Leidenschaft said
Guys, I've decided to unlock the full Asian potential in me and work towards Med School.

Der gasp!

Make sure you keep playing Doctor Mario. That will teach you everything you need to know about modern medicine.

PRAISE TALOS

ishtar said
Break back... into the Embassy? *loading mode* ........ *!!*What a wonderful idea!!! I'm SO totally going to do that the next time I load the game!! =D <3

If it involves murdering hordes of people I don't like, I can be very creative.

...shit, I said that out loud.

Praise the Lord of Light

Halo said
I'm wearing a Tyrion t-shirt as I speak (type?). Me and my friends all got ones in anticipation of weekly epic GoT Season 4 nights. I'm virtually squeeing with excitement.

I know! This season is going to be amazing.

PRAISE TALOS

ishtar said
Heh, my favorite quest was "Missing in Action". Doesn't matter which faction my character was or is leaning on and the fact that the one needed to be saved was a Stormcloak, I just want a chance to bash the Thalmor. I admit, it feels REALLY good to basically thumb my nose at them and show them my middle finger. Well, I got several assassins trying to ambush me and groups of Thalmor trying to eliminate me afterwards. Still worth it. XD (Even more so whenever I managed to overpower them and then laughed my heart out at the 'Elimination Note' I found on the Thalmor's group leader )Suck it, you arrogant bastards! >:3

I totally make it a point to slaughter Thalmor patrols I find out in the wilderness. Sometimes, I find ways to break back into the embassy to murder the shit out of them some more.

PRAISE TALOS

Blitzkrieg said
But they also have a history of using the nords to their own benefit. If Hemiskyr makes Talos worship look bad, he would have significant use to them.

Not necessarily. What does it demonstrate to the rest of Skyrim if the Thalmor aren't forcefully removing Heimskr when he's clearly the most vocal supporter of Talos (in game, anyways)? Even if he's obnoxious and likely widely ignored, people who already believe in Talos aren't going to stop because he "makes them look bad". The Elder Scrolls has well established that gods are very tangible entities, so it actually makes less sense to be an atheist in this world; especially when deities like Akatosh take the form of an avatar to send Mehrunes Dagon back to Oblivion, or the act of simply praying at an alter bestows a tangible blessing on you as well as cures you of disease. By not removing Heimskr, the Thalmor are sending the message that if someone as loud as Heimskr can continue being a public figure for the worship of Talos, then they can probably get away with it, too.