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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
KnightShade said
George Clooney's Batman is superior.


You take that and your Bat nipples back, you rapscalion.
In Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Larfleeze said
No, emotions are for the weak.


D':
In Um WOW → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Larfleeze said
The jew gold is buried under the floorboards, there's a sentient slime monster guarding it, kill it and eat its eyes, then you shall gain its power.


Oh thanks, you went and fucking spoiled the surprise.
In Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Larfleeze said
I love the fact you all actually think I'm serious.


I agree! Lego Movie Batman IS the best interpretation of the character.
In Um WOW → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Okay, okay. Here it is:
In Things I'm Glad aren't in RPG Anymore → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I thought it sounded off. You liar. :[

And your library had speakers? Ritzy shit man.
In What do? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Oh, how tragic. She must have lost the love of her life, a Nigerian Prince, and inherited his debt.
In Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doivid said
U big trollAnd thats why I stopped watching it too, nathan leaving just messed up the cast chemistry. The writing took a big nosedive.


Yeah. I think they started to get kind of desperate for ideas at that point, especially when you decide that Simon and Alisha should become love interests because of time travel bullshit and motocross armour and a paintball mask are apparently mysterious attire.

Larfleeze said
BITCH, DO YOU WANT TO DIE, ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW, THE LAST THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR IS MY WORDSThere is only one Orange Lantern Corp member, get on my level, figgit.


Sorry, your nerd tone is the same pitch as a fruit bat. I missed all that.

You love Deadpool and think he's a clever anti-hero parody? Interesting!
In Um WOW → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
There's something I need to tell you.

But I won't.
In Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Larfleeze said
If you want to keep breathing on this Earth, I'd advise you to be quiet.


I'd advise you to make me a sammich but we both would be disappointed then.

Also, Green Lantern is the worst DC franchise ever and the orange lantern corps are a bunch of directionless fuckwits.
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