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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Well, that was a good day.

I found 1120 rounds of .223 Remington for 380 bucks. Thanks, China!

And glad to see the ball SLOWLY starting to roll around here.

Also, Volt, I finally got my ass out airsofting. My SG553 is a fucking laser rifle, I swear.
The Nexerus said
So this is what it's like to live next to Mexico.


I'm pretty sure 85% of Smiral's neighbours could qualify to be Olympic high jumpers.



I think 1120 rounds should be ample to get my sights dialed in.

Maybe.
Once, when I lived in an 8 story apartment building, I was taking the stairs down from the 7th floor to get to my car and there was the ERT (SWAT for you 'Murikans) busting down a door of the apartment directly below me. I distinctly recall feeling very awkward following two geared out cops with MP5s down 6 more flights of stairs.
In My Sig 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Joegreenbeen said
I was just curious if putting links in your Sig help advertise, and the only way to find out is to ask. I did not ask about your opinion of what I was doing, I only ask if it worked. Now go take a chill pill or go try to make someone else look like an idiot, because I don't care an inch about what you think of me. (I wasn't talking to all of you, thank you to the people who actually gave feed back.)


It's been my experience that most people who claim not to care what people think of them in similar circumstances in fact do. Usually best not to reply with a passive-aggressive retort, to be honest.

But seriously, just putting "MY RP" isn't really an incentive for anyone to click it, except for maybe friends? This is a site of literally hundreds of RPs, seeing those words in somebody's signature isn't going to prompt them to click on it. If you want people to take a look, they kind of need something to go off of. For all they know, there's an equal chance of that link being an RP about committing war crimes, ridding horses into the sunset, dating someone with gastronomical distress, flying a rocket ship, or riding Red's Rocket. There's literally nothing to indicate what's beyond that, and thus no reason to click it. I still haven't clicked it.

The second one at least gives you an idea of what it is, but those words would be meaningless to just about anyone who doesn't go into Spam. At least it's a step in the right direction.

And lastly, click pets are awful. It's just as bad as people fretting over post counts.
Lucian said
What about Mellisandre, Jorick? She may still have pushed Stannis toward the Iron Throne because of her belief that he is Azor Ahai reincarnated. If she managed to get her claws in deep enough, he may even have rebelled against Robert.


I find this to be a bit doubtful, given how lawful Stannis is. Also, keep in mind his banner men used to be Robert's for the most part. He wouldn't have had enough bannermen to challenge Robert, and the rest of Westeros that was a part of Robert's Rebellion would have supported the king, not his usurper brother. You can see how well thst worked for the Greyjoys, and they had the largest fleet in Westeros.
Oh, this lives again! Maybe I'll get back to some of the other walls of text soon!

And have actually heard Winter Soldier was surprisingly good, which is a bit of a surprise. It's out of the local theater rotation in my town now, so I'm going to have to wait until it's out on DVD/ NetFlix. I heard from a friend that it played out more like an elaborate spy movie more than your typical super hero fare. So, sadly, I won't be able to let you know my thoughts on it for a long while, Lucian. Remind me when it comes out to buy. I won't blame you if you forget lol.
In My Sig 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Gia said
Does that apply to everyone? :(


Yes.
I really don't know why people are having a hard time posting. Rly, I think you guys are overthinking it. Don't worry about fucking up or trying to plan a giant bank heist; have some fun with it.
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