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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
8 likes
7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Seravee said
While we're posting gun porn...


There be a rather classy looking rifle! I was never a fan of having a bunch of rails on the front, especially for a bolt-action rifle, though. Still, that looks like something I could spend all day at the range with. :D
Taaj said
I will take this as a sign to stay far, far away from Dervish.


No come back!

I'm baking a loaf of bread.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum


All the cool kids unleash the Kraken.
Brovo said
Because someone seriously thinks calling someone a chink or a nigger is an equivalent comparison to suicide. Just like comparing a cracker to a massive, double chocolate cake in terms of how much calories they'll add to your diet.

I do have to say, it's pretty silly.


What.

Silly is what we like to call a massive understatement. Last I checked, derogatory terms don't typically end up putting bodies in the ground.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Smiral said
No Mexican beer is


Confirmed: Smiral likes beer with a risk of fecal coliform contamination.

All beer is gross, btw. It's exactly what I imagine hot, frothy horse piss to taste like.
mbl said
Gotta be prepared for the white walkers.


They are all obsidian tipped.

I know something, Jern Shnurr.
mbl said
Don't you know, there's plenty of buried treasure in landfills.


Case in point, in the Barrie, Ontario landfill, they have 3 dump truck loads of marijuana that was taken in a raid on a grow up that was in an old Molson brewery that was abandoned. Ironically, it was discovered because the wastewater treatment plant kept getting really weird loads of super concentrated chemicals and they had no idea why.

So, it's all still there. The cops who were on guard rotation left years ago.
I find that mind boggling, because .22 ammo here is super easy to come by. Earlier this month, I bought a brick of 500 for 40 bucks. You should make a field trip across the border!
Show me how, master!
I thought they weren't legally allowed to dig up a landfill? And why the hell would anyone want to dig them up?
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