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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Voltaire said
Lol, Dervs, I'm not a noob to BF you know. I consistently place in the top ten by the end of a match. And Famas with laser and ergo grip is amazing.


Pff. FAMAS. Hard to kill more than a person or two with a single mag with that thing.

Cool kids use the SAR-21.
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Why the fuck did people reply to this.
Voltaire said
I now know the glory of 64 man OP Metro.


I prefer Locker for close quarters maps. Metro turns into an explosion fest that rarely moves past the escalators, and you guys don't have the option of no-explosive servers.

Locker gives you plenty of ways to move around a choke point.

Pro-tip for either: Level up an assault rifle, PDW, or carbine (or LMG, if you feel supporty) of your choosing to the point where you get battle packs and equip an IR sight and suppressor when you get it. You'll be able to see through the vast amounts of Bullshit smoke and kill people who have no idea you're there with a LOT of ease. Just make sure you DO NOT have a flashlight or laser sight active when you're around smoke, because you show up like a lighthouse and will get killed without knowing what hit you.

Dipper said
That'll do it. They could get something to drink.


Do you want to start? I will, it'll just be a little while before I can get to it.

Plus, I may be scarce the next couple of weeks due to work. I was told today I may be going to help the town (a different municipality from my own) deal with a severe water shortage by helping run their facilities. I think I'm looking at 12 hour days and god knows how many days in a row.
If it helps, I'm going to have Zaveed back on the street when I post next. They could bump into one another?
That it did!

I'm feeling like a part of my brain is missing, though! When did Eleyna go to Rihad, or did you just mix town names up? o.o I honestly can't recall.
gcold said
Ah, American politics. Some of you people are pretty hardcore conservatives, in fact, one of the most right-wing western countries. Up here in Canada our conservatives are on the same part of spectrum as your democrats.Anyways, you guys know that Reagan worked as an actor during his younger days? He acted in US Army's propaganda films during WW2, and later helped FBI root out "communists" of Hollywood.


It's pretty well known that Reagan was an actor.

Also, I find it kind of amusing that you mention hardcore conservatives when your icon is a revolver, given how hot button of an issue gun control is at the moment.
She got into the Scooby Snacks.
Sole said
Nothing better than pirated programs.


You're a monster.
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