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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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No problem guys! We'll start on without you guys, and if you're back in time, great! If not, easy to fit you in. In Vakte's case, if he's still not back, we'll just say Captain Krogan is unconscious and we take him aboard. Easy peasy.

Also, post for Voltaire. Yay!
“Hey, wasn’t meant as a job. Half the people on this team are semi-perpetually shitfaced. You’d blend right in.” Tanya said with a smirk, eyes scanning over the terminal as she worked through the omni-tool’s software diagnostics. Mark’s story wasn’t that uncommon amongst former marines, Tanya included; most people who left felt like they were undervalued or that it was time to move on. She could certainly relate, after Mindoir her superiors saw fit to keep her in rear echelons in maintenance divisions, well away from potential action and what was left of her friends. It took her a few months before she too got fed up and decided that her talents, and her life, was best dedicated elsewhere. Mark’s listless, aimless wandering wasn’t all that uncommon either. People had it pretty easy this day and age to disappear from one place and appear in another, looking for something that spoke to them. The years were evident on the man’s face, as was the ever present weariness Tanya had seen far too many times. The man wasn’t stupid, that much was sure. He took far too much initiative for himself to be your usual dumb-as-fuck gun for hire. Maybe he would fit in, after all.

The engineer eyed the cigarette warily before reaching under her work bench to pick out an old ration can and dumping a few assorted bolts before placing the can without a word in front of Mark. She wasn’t a smoker, but she didn’t particularly care if people did it, even if she hated the smell of it. The fact that she was occasionally covered in some kind of flammable liquid probably was a strong reason for that. “Yeah, I get that. Credits only go so far before it all just seems hollow.” She replied to Mark lamenting his past. “It’s part of the reason I feel lucky I stumbled into these guys in some seedy Citadel bar and got talking half drunkenly about saying fuck it, screw feeling sorry for ourselves and let’s do something stupid and make a mercenary company. After the Alliance, I’ve basically been my own boss, calling the shots with the other. Isn’t perfect, and some people can be pretty fucking daft, but what can I say, it’s like family.” She paused, drumming her fingers on the work bench, as if in thought. “And turns out I needed people like them.”

Tanya’s grey eyes looked up to Mark. “Wait. You got hired on with both the Blue Suns and Eclipse? How the fuck did you manage that? Those wankers hate each other.” She said with a grin and a slight shake of the head. “I’d have an easier time believing you if you said you were shagging that Veronica Preston chick, you know that big actress that you can’t go see a movie without her being in it? I used to make fun of people like her for being vapid dipshits until I realized they were making a lot more credits than I was for half the effort. Eh, fuck it. I still make fun of them. We usually make Thursday night movie night in the longue, just brush off responsibility for a few hours and pretend we’re one botched job from not being able to afford fuel and food for half a month. It’s good. You should make a point to stop by, get people used to seeing you.” She suggested, stepping away to open a locker where her armour and weapons were hung in various compartments and slots. She pulled out the body suit, stepping behind a screen for privacy while she got out of her tank top, boots, and coveralls to fit into the combat gear.

“And fucking tell me about it with the ship! I swear, I’m the only person other than Kygg,” she paused, realizing Mark probably didn’t know who anyone on the team other than Roland, Marianna, and Tzvi were. “The vorcha, who came back from that not being miserable as fuck. I mean, sure, we almost all died because that stupid fucking Luek bastard decided killing himself and everyone aboard was better than losing his fucking information, but he’s dead, we’re not, and we’ve got a steady source of income, assuming Kosso knows what the hell he’s doing with the shit we grabbed. I can’t say I’ve ever fought on a sinking ship like that before, it was actually one of the only times in my life I’d been on an ocean-worthy ship. It’s nice that a hull breach isn’t an instant-death sentence like in space.”

She stepped out from behind the screen, zipping up the body-hugging suit and grabbing the various outer components of the armour. “You’ll have to run by me what exactly you and the others did after the ship started fucking capsizing after we get back from the distress call.” She nodded towards the gun on Mark’s back. “We picked that thing up after one of our earlier missions; we kind of made it a priority to loot the guys we killed for gear when we were starting off. That rifle’s one of the weapons we picked up but had no use for. I was intending to use it as a target rifle to work on my aim, but never had time. If you’re killing with it, it’s better than it collecting dust. If you want, I can probably rig some modifications in there. It’s the same base as the Argus and the Harrier, so it’s really not hard to find parts to put a select fire mode in there.”
Eh, too randumb. I did find the one chick having a deep man's voice pretty amusing, and the leg part was actually pretty funny.

The rest of it, not so much.
mdk said
I'd give JJ sexual favors if he's start a Rogue Squadron movie spinoff series.


On the plus side, I think JJ Abrams has a pretty good reason not to fuck these movies up, because he'd forever be known as Jar Jar Abrams if Episodes 7-9 are fucking atrocities.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Awson said
@everyoneYour preference in alcohol is almost as big of a cunt as the pussy lips you drink it with, you massive walking vaginas.Amidoinitrite?


You drink the hot, frothy horse piss, dontcha?
In What happend 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
natsumehack said
The best ones are the trolls who come into spam, and post porn, those are always funny.


Wasn't the big one horse cocks for a while?
Voltaire said
Shon and I will likely have our post up soon, and the assassination mission can commence.


Confetti for the both of you!

I aim to have something out for tonight. Hope you're around, Drippah!
In What happend 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
ActRaiserTheReturned said
Hm... so it's not even allowed in private?


PMs aren't public, so Google bots can't read them. You can pretty much what whatever you want in PMs. The actual forum itself, however, is PG-13 more or less. The old 1x1 section pretty much became public cybersmut.
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