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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In At this rate we should just declare independence! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum


And he shall lead the charge.
In Spam, Let's Buy An Island → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Smiral said
I'm going for the one infested with highly venomous snakes




"As according to plan!"
In I was wondering → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
natsumehack said
Let's not get into that or else we be discussing the pokemon marrying humans.


That would be like somebody trying to marry an ocelot or a pelican or some other random animal. Ain't gonna happen.

The weirdo fetishists can go fuck themselves, however.
In At this rate we should just declare independence! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Independence, eh?

Looks like a prime time for me to take it by force before it's recognized by the international committee.
In What about spam awards → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Kaga said
You just summarized every Spam project ever.


I'd do more cartoon reviews if I had an audience of more than like, five people.
In Spam Constitutional Convention → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doivid said
well so far I look to be the only one nominating you, and I'm not even in this shindig. :xalso yes, you have been a bit of a gatekeeper for spam lately.


Halo [2]'d your post, and looking down Whiterun Guard apparently wants me to root out heretics.

It will be a good day, indeed.

In How was I not shot?.... Terrified right now. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The Nexerus said
What complete lack of trigger discipline. None of those people are qualified to be using firearms.


Six dollars for a loaded AR-15 magazine?

What a steal!
In I was wondering → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Pokemon are the animals, the end.

There's also an interesting theory that people are Pokemon too, but that's another tale.
In I Seek The Tiger Wrestler → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Shy said
I once wrestled a radioactive tiger in Nepal and escaped with merely a bite.It's how I became the Werecat.


See?

He even wore a Luchadore mask.
In Moving is such a hassle. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Halo said
I'm really, really not looking forward to trying to sort out university accommodation and finances, and that's with the help of a mother who's lived in 35-40 different places in her life easily-accessible information for students. Can't even imagine going into it blind... good luck with it - do what I do when I'm clueless, ask folks around here for advice. Lots of people with lots of different experiences, here, someone'll be able to help.


We really are a potluck of skills and experience. I'm sure if somebody wanted tips for wrestling tigers, somebody did it.
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