Disdain

Myriad Reality

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Yes. All taylored toward destruction.

@Dynamics

Is the sword sentient?

Myriad Reality

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I'll have you know that there are several nigh-omnipotent beings I could have chosen over you. I've asked you here to fully execute your role—imbue the sword with your various flavors of reality manipulation.

@Dynamics

Oh, I'm sure. But you chose me instead! It's flattering. So you want me to give it Realmatic Capabilities of all seven kinds?

Myriad Reality

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You infuriate me. It will be fully operational today, but would very much prefer ES to add a bit of his particular specialty.

@Dynamics

*Waves my hand dismissively* Oh, I know. I'm just the worst facetiously near-omnipotent asset, aren't I? Anyway, I'm sure you wouldn't have tortured yourself by inviting my presence if you didn't have a very good reason for me to be here. Does it have something to do with S's absence?

Myriad Reality

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Welcome. Our project is virtually complete.

@Dynamics

*Squees* It's so tiny compared to before. *Coos at it* What a stud you're going to be. You'll beat all the bad guys for us. *Turns back to you* Virtually isn't completely, though.

Myriad Reality

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You can try. But after you've decided you've failed, go through this portal.
*Swirling purple clouds appear at your location*

@Dynamics

That would be wasted effort. If somebody doesn't want to let me in, why should I bother entering? *Steps through the portal*

Myriad Reality

*Sits on my throne with three keyboards and monitors in front of me; while I type a letter on one two other pairs of translucent golden disembodied hands type executive orders on the others*

@Realmatic

*Throws open the doors* Time for your monthly--

*Sighs and sends a message to Tamerlaine*
Come. Now.

@Dynamics

Oh, never mind. You're off the hook for now, brother. *Sends you coordinates of my location and messages you* Unless you'd like me to break in.

Myriad Reality

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*Grins* We'll see about that. Now, shoo! I have another appointment. I promise we'll be able to have that tea party.

@Realmatic

Oh, okay. *Strides backwards through the door and waves* Toodle-oo! *Shuts the door behind me and ushers in the next appointee*

Myriad Reality

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Better than Lily's?

@Realmatic

Oh, you make a good point. Maybe.

Myriad Reality

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It is a noble goal, ours.

@Realmatic

Certainly. Thank you for your time, Percy. We'll have to have a proper tea party at some point; I've just met this girl with outstanding taste in teas. I'm certain she'd be able to whip up something amazing from the flavours on Sun City.

Myriad Reality

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I know how excited you've been for these plans, auntie. We won't disappoint you.

@Realmatic

That's the spirit! Remember what we're striving for. One day, we'll be done, and Existence will never be inefficient again.