Disdain

Myriad Reality

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So you deceive people and make them believe something that is not true in order to take their money and satisfy your greedy desires.

@Webmaster

Um, they know it’s all stories.

Myriad Reality

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So you lie to people for money.

@Webmaster

-Spectre- That’s completely accurate, but not embellished enough for a Bard.

Myriad Reality

Man, I feel like crap, today.

@souleaterfan320

Sorry about that. How can I pray for you?

Myriad Reality

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Concrete jungles are depressing.

@Webmaster

This one is super rich, which I guess contradicts the definition of “concrete jungle”. The jungle and the city are enmeshed.

Myriad Reality

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I'm getting a lot of mixed signals.

@Webmaster

-It’s fun.
-Spectre- Spirit just describes the job terribly. Anyways, we cite a journey. There are the traditional tales and epics of history that everybody requests, but it’s the profession of the Bards to research and write new stories for themselves. It’s an art.

Myriad Reality

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Er, can I ask why?

@Webmaster

-Spectre- Cultural tradition? Position of universal honour and renown?
-Reliable money maker.
-Canon- They’re geeks.

Myriad Reality

Tuxtla Gutierrez—a concrete jungle inside a jungle.

Myriad Reality

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I'm starting to think that maybe you shouldn't participate.

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

I have?

@Webmaster

-Spectre- Certainly. We’re from the country of Minstrel, if you didn’t know, and we’re in fact trained as—-
-Master Bards. You know, the guys that go around inns, sing songs, and tell sort of true stories with special effects.

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

Will do!
*smiles*

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

Only way I can figure out what is going on. Whatquest are you all taking?

@Ignacious

@Webmaster
-Canon- Train’s boarding. Everybody in! *Flies into the train car and Spectre follows*
-After you, ladies.

Myriad Reality

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*nods*
Very.

@Ignacious

-Canon- If you ever need any help just ask us.

Myriad Reality

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*Takes it*
I don't know about rich, but they're interesting.

<Snipped quote by Ignacious>

Why is that weird for an eating contest?

@Webmaster

-Interesting is enough for us.
-Spectre- You’ve just sent us on an incredible adventure.

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Yes.

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They disappear completely from the places the contests are taken. No longer seen.

@Ignacious

-Canon- That’s scary.