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So I gotta say. It doesn't really seem like anyone else is going to join. Do you think we could go ahead and start with what we got? It seems like a pretty decent team, and 5 players isn't a bad amount. I'm just really itchin' to start playing as Warren, for the most part.
I mean, its not like we're on a schedule or anything. We don't even have full members yet, so take yer time.
Good morning, gentle-peoples. Thanks for accepting me and Jum, Rare!

I would pat myself... but... I AM A ROBOT. BEEP BOOP.

Can't wait to start posting.
I managed to catch a few. Surprisingly fun.

...where is everyone. ;__;
Whelp, I posted my character. Hope you like him!
Character Sheet - Sir Beowulf


Name:
Corporal Warren McFalsky

Appearance / Description:
At first glance, your local Warren McFalsky might not appear to be much of a threat. He isn't the tallest, while he also isn't the shortest, standing at a rough height of five feet and eleven inches and weighing in at one hundred and sixety-four pounds. Oddly enough, for a tech enthusiast like him, he doesn't wear glasses. His eyes are a dark maroon color, and his hair is rather short and brown. When not wearing the green fatigues of an army personnel, Warren usually prefers to go with a black shirt and pants, not giving enough of a damn to choose something fancy. He's rather young, only twenty-five years of age. Still, Warren went through boot camp like any other soldier out there, and has more muscle on him than you might expect.


Call Sign:
Warren, despite his obvious lamentations, is called 'Virgin' mostly due to him being the youngest and newest addition to the squad of spec-ops. Warren really isn't an actual virgin, even he's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

Age:
Twenty-Five.

Gender:
Male.

Personnel Description:
Most would describe Warren as a 'Happy-Go-Lucky' kind of guy. He's rather optimistic, even in the worst of situations. He enjoys joking around, and has a bit of an off humor. Once a man goes into a war, the ol' pie to the face and banana peels don't really do the trick. He'll laugh about most things, a dead person shitting themselves, the irony of a man who's head was busted open by a medkit. Still, its not like he doesn't care, its just that civvies tend to get in the way of things, and shit hits the fan if you involve them. Warren is best at ease when he is using his electronics.

Whether its an old '97 Windows or a state of the art gismo like H.O.W.A.R.D, he knows how to use them all. Back in school, most kids would come to him if they needed assistance with computers, and he was a champ at it. Almost got suspended a few times for hacking into the network. Still, in an apocalyptic situation like the one now, Warren might quickly find himself useless. Sure, he's good with a gun and is fit, but he doesn't know his way around explosives or how to pull shrapnel out of a body. Still, he's willing to improvise easily on the field, able to scrap a microwave or an engine to fix up his equipment.

Backstory Description:
Warren was born in a small town in Ohio. Yeah, not really original, eh? Still, his story isn't completely botched. Warren's father was a high-ranking military member. Unfortunately, said father died during the Iraq War. He didn't get completely over that. Still, back in the 90s or so, Warren got by pretty well. His family was middle-classed, and he went to a pretty good school. Since he was so technically inclined, everyone came to him with their problems. More often than not, he just installed Adobe Reader to fix it. He also almost got suspended a few times, but Warren's father managed to persuade the school that he wouldn't cause anymore problems. Really, what's wrong with making the school speakers play out hardcore metal music? Really, they were just overreacting.

Taking a cue from his father, and a cue from the technological advances the military had, Warren jumped into BT at the age of 18. It was a major challenge keeping up, as he never really had done much physical activity, even if he wasn't overweight. Still, he didn't flunk out, and managed to pass like all the other cadets. Still, he was the only one who paid attention to their more computer orientated tasks. As such, he was designated platoon tech specialist. During the 'War on Terrorism' he aided in at least fourteen unmanned aerial drone strikes. The attacks still send shivers down his spine, as civilian casualties were high. Overall, Warren was just high enough on the totem pole, and had decent connections due to his father, to join The Division, and was a rather late addition as well.

Equipment


Inventory:

  • A rather large and bulky transmitter/receiver radio that rests on his back. You can pretty much use it to call command from anywhere.

  • Enough rations and a water supply to last a week.

  • Other than that, mostly standard military equipment, knife, torch, rucksack, etc.

  • A rather advanced tool kit and equipment, heavy solders, wrenches, etc.



Unique Item:


Weapons:
As a primary weapon, Warren prefers to use an M14 Designated Marksman Rifle. It might not have the spray and pray attitude of the M16 that other grunts use, but it still packs a punch and has a longer range than others. The rifle uses 7.62mm rounds, and he usually carries up to ten twenty round magazines. As for a sidearm, Warren uses an M1911 Pistol that uses .45 ACP ammunition. He carries up to five magazines that carry seven rounds on him normally.

Talents:
If you've got a machine in front of you, Warren is who you call to operate it. Want reconnaissance? Send in Harold, as the robot can get in quick and fast, not calling much attention to itself as it goes. Hell, the thing doesn't even make much noise. The most it makes is a slight whirring sound. Other than that, Warren is a decent shot. Not exactly Marksman quality, but he'll hit the target eight out of ten times. When it comes to other skills, don't prop a bomb in front of him and expect him to de-arm it. Warren and explosives don't go well together, and he's more likely to throw up if you bring in someone who's missing an arm and a leg.

Addition Information:
His favorite type of cake is carrot cake.
And why exactly did you take twice the recommended about of pills? Last time I checked that was a bad thing.
Uh... should one of us be worried or something?

Should we send help?

Is Timmy stuck in the well?
I mean, to be honest I'd prefer six rather than eight. But whatever, THE LUCK OF THE GODS HAS DECIDED FOR US.

Howard doesn't care otherwise.
GG fukn casul.

Great, now we can steal all of his stuff! Dinner's Served, boys!
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