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Current It might be three inches, but it smells like a foot.

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Answer me this. Where the hell are you gonna find tampons during the apocalypse?
Lemme just make a few adjustments to H.O.W.A.R.D. and we should be set to go!

Let's kick some alie- wait, no aliens? Just looters and gangs?

Well, shit.
Okay, I gotta be the only one thinking this, but.

Why is everyone a girl? I mean, usually you have a problem having female members but you're outnumbering me and Jiwon.

Oh god please not the make-up.
Disgusting.

Think I'm gonna vomit.
I think I'd prefer to leave the yoyo behind.

Also a post would be great, too.
Of course, you can take as long as you like. Because I'm a nice guy.
Oh, I'm sure we'll do just fine with only half a team. Come on, coach, lemme at 'm!

And by the way, it's Beowulf. illwrekyehm8
What do you mean, Cake? This is the apocalypse, there is no more cake.

Of course, those Heinz beans are the shit. Ain't nobody takin' my beans.
If you dont, I'll gut you. Right in the pancreas. How I'll do so, I'll have to figger out. Most likely with a rusty banjo.
This here is Major WIP! We need backup, the infection keeps on spreading! Call in tanks, call in the god damn air strikes! We need help!
Still waiting for you to post, Lowkey.

Gittrdurn.
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